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« on: December 15, 2011, 08:38:54 PM »



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« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 09:02:39 PM »

>Marvel at lack of mouth.
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« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 09:17:12 PM »

>Retrieve arms mouth from crate.
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« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 09:23:47 PM »

>Marvel at lack of mouth.



A creeping suspicion causes you to feel your face. It's surprisingly smooth! You have no mouth. In fact, you don't really know what a 'mouth' is, or what you would use a 'mouth' for. Speculation as to alien means of communication aside, it is still very cold in here! So cold, in fact, that if you don't do something soon you think you might very well freeze over during the night.

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« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2011, 09:27:05 PM »

>Look at other side of room.
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« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2011, 09:42:39 PM »

>Look at other side of room.


You keep looking at the other side of the room (you have been doing this all along). There is some kind of crazy ass machine with the remains of some poor sap piled on top of it. Above the microwave and stacks of what you can only imagine to be delicious edible boxes is some caked blood. Its obviously been there for quite a while as it gives off no smell. NOT THAT YOU WOULD KNOW, NOT HAVING A NOSE OR ANYTHING. WHAT IS A NOSE ANYWAY? AHAHAHA

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« Reply #6 on: December 15, 2011, 09:44:47 PM »

>Eat boxes.
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« Reply #7 on: December 15, 2011, 09:44:58 PM »

>Attempt to eat delicious edible boxes.

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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2011, 10:10:54 PM »

>Eat boxedlunch
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« Reply #9 on: December 15, 2011, 10:11:51 PM »

>Eat boxes.



You decide to investigate further, and reach for one of the delicious looking boxes.




MmmMMmmMMmm this sure does look mighty appetizing. Fortunately, you have no need for nutrition, nor a mouth to supply said nutrition. This box does feel a little heavy, though...



Oh, hey! It's an FK Model 3. Forest used to tinker with some of the old models he found in the basement. You, however, are a model 19; you are far superior to a clunky model 3. Being the highly cognitive self-aware automaton that you are, you've decided to renounce the title your master gave you for something less formal. Let's see now, what was it again?

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« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2011, 10:13:25 PM »

>Zoosmell
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« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2011, 10:31:35 PM »

>Zoosmell



What was it again. Zoosmell? Something close...



No, silly, it was Dudamel! You named yourself after your favorite conductor. What energy, what power in his control of the dynamics of music!



You find yourself staring at your picture of Mr.Dudamel. You get lost staring into Gustavo's dreamy eyes. That luscious hair, perfect smile, and-- SHIT!

You forgot how cold it was in here! If you don't warm up soon, your joints will to start to freeze up.


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« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2011, 10:56:24 PM »

>Look for buttons on strange machine. Press the big red one.
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« Reply #13 on: December 15, 2011, 11:08:33 PM »

>Look for buttons on strange machine. Press the big red one.



There's a big red button. You press it. Some electricity hits the pedestal inside you guess.

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« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2011, 11:12:25 PM »

Sad i wish my forum comic had art Sad
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