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« Reply #30 on: December 16, 2011, 11:20:29 PM »
Find some matches. Light the pizza boxes on fire for warmth.
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« Reply #31 on: December 17, 2011, 06:06:14 AM »
>Wear pizza as coat for warmth
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« Reply #32 on: December 17, 2011, 07:26:46 AM »
>Reanimate FK Model 3
>Examine boarded-up door
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« Reply #33 on: December 17, 2011, 08:04:16 AM »
Quote from: Inanimate on December 16, 2011, 10:51:51 PM
>Investigate vent on wall



As first order of doing something you decide to lead a thorough investigation regarding the accused; a vent on the wall. But wait, what's this? You hear a scratching noise.



You move in closer and turn up the sensitivity of your noise receptor holes. Yes, it does sound like a sort of scratching. Not far off from something gelatinous proliferating a steel surface. Like, like--



AAAA HOLY CRAP the booming screech made your inner machinations malfunction! You hate when that happens... except... you don't. You don't feel terrified or struck with fear, nor do you feel hatred towards the noise that crapped out your circuitry. You continue to feel nothing. In fact, you are still doing it. Or not doing it? Yes, that.



You look outside the barred window again. Looks like the monster and the kid high-tailed it. The big screech probably scared 'em off you bet! You do notice also a pigeon headed in the direction of the other building. Not that that will even have any possible ramifications on the current circumstance. I mean, c'mon. That'd be ludicrous.

Quote from: Foofles on December 17, 2011, 06:06:14 AM
>Wear pizza as coat for warmth

You go to do this.



WELP NOW WHAT

>NOW WHAT, PUNK?
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« Reply #34 on: December 17, 2011, 08:09:38 AM »
>Investigate building
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« Reply #35 on: December 17, 2011, 10:37:24 AM »
>sit on it, crush the cheesy beast.
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« Reply #36 on: December 17, 2011, 12:07:21 PM »
Quote from: Landshark RAWR on December 17, 2011, 10:37:24 AM
>sit on it, crush the cheesy beast.



You're doing it! You do it! It turns out that you're made of metal, and metal is actually, like, super heavy. You may have vanquished the foul beast, but the feat left your robot ass in cheesy ruins. Your pants are literally a saucy mess.



Oh crud! You're starting to freeze over, just as was predicted. Your hearts are depleting fast. You figure at this point that it's not the vent that's freezing over the room. Maybe there are some other things in here that you've not yet found that you can talk to?

>SKIM THROUGH PREVIOUS PAGES, FIND SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED
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« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2011, 12:10:04 PM »
Examine globe-thing hanging from ceiling. Examine microwave. Examine door.
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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2011, 12:25:24 PM »
>microwave your hat, make it warm
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« Reply #39 on: December 17, 2011, 12:28:54 PM »
Quote from: Ashkin on December 17, 2011, 12:10:04 PM
Examine globe-thing hanging from ceiling. Examine microwave. Examine door.







Yes, well, all of these things are quite normal looking you must say.

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« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2011, 12:52:39 PM »
>Talk to the flame elemental in the globe. Ask him why he's not doing his job.
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« Reply #41 on: December 17, 2011, 01:06:59 PM »
>Smash the globe and make a fire
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« Reply #42 on: December 17, 2011, 01:36:29 PM »
Quote from: ninto on December 17, 2011, 01:06:59 PM
>Smash the globe and make a fire





You did it. You broke the thing. Great.

Quote from: Ashkin on December 17, 2011, 12:52:39 PM
>Talk to the flame elemental in the globe. Ask him why he's not doing his job.

Actually, smart-ass, I'm a GIRL. Now stop staring at me like that! You're making all of us uncomfortable. So are you just gonna stand there and ogle at me or are you going to ask something that could SAVE YOUR ASS. It doesn't look like you're doing so hot, Mr.One-Heart-Left!! That is your name, isn't it?

>SAY SOMETHING, SMART-ASS
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« Reply #43 on: December 17, 2011, 01:39:35 PM »
>You're hot.
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« Reply #44 on: December 17, 2011, 01:44:55 PM »
> Gesticulate wildly about your arm-cicles.
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