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[Jared C]

take the little one, the bigger ones might not be as portable

You like the cut of this guy's jib! You make a mental note to try and genetically engineer a landshark sometime in the future.



This is happening! With your sicknasty morale buff, you have no chance of missing the monster. KABLOWIE! Right in the kisser.





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[ForestHastings]

I am literally flying in the air as I am typing this. Now I landed on the factory floor. Now I am standing still. I doubt Jared would post a frame of me doing something as boring as standing around. Actually, I wouldn't put it past him.

So... what now. I know you guys must see me as this awesome macho protagonist. That's because I totally am! But still, I am a little tentative to just waltz into the forest. I mean, I know that it's my namesake and all, but c'mon! There are a butt load of terrifying things out there! I mean, I did make them all, but still.

Anywho, I should look for some stuff to gear up for the crossing of the forest.

[Gimym TILBERT]

achievement unlock: expert typist
Post on a forum while flying with style in the air

[Jared C]

You found some things that you could be useful. You got yer ray gun, Dudamel's memory bank/emotion core, a lighter, a heart you found rummaging through the remains of the pizza-splosion, a hand-held fan, a rock, and a water bottle. Aaaaaand you think that's about it! Can't think of much else that you would need, really.

You think it's time you took a break from being bossed around by the twenty-something male demographic that frequents the TIGsource forums. This is a one-man job, anyway. Just one muchacho against the entirety of genetically altered nature.

>BE FLAME ELEMENTAL

[Jared C]

>BE FLAME ELEMENTAL

Your name is Linda, dumbass!

>WELL, NOW WHAT GENIUS? GUESS IT ISN'T SO EASY BEING ME, IS IT?

[Inanimate]

>Melt the ice, like the HOT STUFF you are.

[Jared C]

>Melt the ice, like the HOT STUFF you are.

What!? After all of those lewd gestures he directed at my person? I think not! And wait, wait-- are you hitting on me? What are you, like, 17? I'm less than 2 weeks old. Try explaining that one to the American justice system! Although, I suppose neither of us is the age of legal consent. So... would that be considered legal? What about fire? Are there exceptions for elemental americans?

[Inanimate]

>gosh it's just a pun don't get so...

FIRED UP

about it

[Jared C]

>gosh it's just a pun don't get so...

FIRED UP

about it

See, now I just think that you're trying to woo me with your impressive expertise of the english language. And I think it's working. ;*

[ForestHastings]

God please someone just give her a command before this degrades into sloppy makeouts.

If you need me I'll be on the forest floor fighting rock monsters.

[Inanimate]

>forest no need to get so

HOT AND BOTHERED

anyway, melt zoosmell already

[Ashkin]

>Guys stop flirting and just melt Pooplord over there

[J. R. Hill]

>Restore the fourth wall and check on the roof.

[Jared C]

>Guys stop flirting and just melt Pooplord over there

You try and do the thing that that pushy guy wants you to do. AUGH! This is going to take forever. Let's not do this like this. If you really want to melt Zoosmell Dudamel you'll need a lot more FIRE POWER. Hahaha.

>Restore the fourth wall and check on the roof.

The fourth wall was broken about 2 pages back, buddy. You think that checking the roof might actually be a good idea, though.



So this is what the outside world looks like!



Uh-oh, this guy is big. And made of ice. It looks like he's trying to find some way to break through the roof of the building. What could he possibly be looking for?

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[ForestHastings]

Woah there, just sit tight, Linda! I should be over there in a jiffy. In fact, I think I'm going to start taking matters into my own hands.

>Be Forest again