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« Reply #1125 on: June 20, 2008, 04:08:41 AM » |
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>eat dog
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« Reply #1126 on: June 20, 2008, 07:35:48 AM » |
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You approach the dog and try to take a bite. The dog reacts quickly and swallows you whole. You are now in the dog's stomach.
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« Reply #1127 on: June 20, 2008, 07:43:23 AM » |
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>Dang it.
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« Reply #1128 on: June 20, 2008, 08:12:38 AM » |
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You dang the dog's stomach. It rumbles.
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« Reply #1129 on: June 20, 2008, 11:57:43 AM » |
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>quaff stomach acid
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« Reply #1130 on: June 20, 2008, 11:59:22 AM » |
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You drink the stomach acid. Your mana replenishes.
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« Reply #1131 on: June 20, 2008, 02:35:59 PM » |
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>cast "Summon Superfly Golem"
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« Reply #1132 on: June 27, 2008, 08:09:57 PM » |
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(  ) the parser's syntax interpretation has gone haywire ( ) you summon the cast of hit single-season 'Superfly Golem'. you are very scared of what you see before you as a result of your summoning (which the cast consequently finds very insulting). _:< > |
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« Reply #1133 on: June 27, 2008, 08:31:15 PM » |
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> eat haywire
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« Reply #1134 on: June 28, 2008, 12:09:43 AM » |
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Unfortunately, it was barbed haywire, and it hurts terribly as it goes down. Your throat and organs are lacerated until it makes a nice good settled position, fortifying you body.
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« Reply #1135 on: June 28, 2008, 09:50:06 PM » |
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Gain weight. It seems that barbed haywire and dog's stomach acid are bad for your figure.  > |
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« Reply #1136 on: June 29, 2008, 12:07:43 AM » |
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You gain weight.
*Weight has joined your party.*
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« Reply #1137 on: June 29, 2008, 07:58:46 AM » |
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>tire of Weight because he does not much contribute to the already lacking storyline, then devour him.
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« Reply #1138 on: June 29, 2008, 09:55:39 AM » |
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You lift the tire off of Weight and put it in your mouth. It tastes like rubber, and dirt. You were hoping for something a little more savory, but it'll have to do. You start chewing.
Weight, now free of the tire, has lost some weight.
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« Reply #1139 on: June 30, 2008, 06:53:42 AM » |
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demand more applesauce
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