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« Reply #315 on: August 28, 2007, 12:24:18 PM » |
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You search for a nearby phone. You see a cellphone running straight for you, running madly with an axe. It seems to be yelling "You killed my brother and ate his brain you..." but you can't make out the last words...
One of the priest looks behind you and yells "WHAT THE F***?!"
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« Reply #316 on: August 28, 2007, 01:29:59 PM » |
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>Try to come to a peaceful agreement with the cell phone.
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« Reply #317 on: August 29, 2007, 08:47:25 AM » |
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You flash back to your upbringing in Catholic school, where you learned that people and objects who do not believe in an invisible man in the sky have no moral compass whatsoever for their actions.
The cell phone identifies itself as not particularly religious, perhaps even a lapsed Protestant.
You try to preach the concept of peace to the cellphone, but it was made in Finland and as such only understands Finnish and a bit of Swedish. You attempt to translate.
"Bork bork bork, hoogen floogen borkity borkity bork bork."
There is a cellphone leaping into the air in front of you, clutching a battle axe.
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« Reply #318 on: August 29, 2007, 10:43:33 AM » |
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>Does the Tarzan jungle cry, hoping for the best.
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« Reply #319 on: August 29, 2007, 11:23:44 AM » |
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The cellular phone's face change suddenly, expressing a look of extreme terror. It lands at your feet, drops its axe and runs like hell. You also notice that there are no more priests and they've all ran away.
You feel a very hot, heavy, breath on your back. Suddenly, you feel a slight sting in your shoulder... The lights fade out and you hear very faded growling... Darkness now surrounds you.
You wake up. You are strapped in a hospital bed, with two beautiful nurses preparing to give you a sponge bath. They smile at you.
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« Reply #320 on: August 29, 2007, 02:08:51 PM » |
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> type yet another non sequitur at the prompt, with hopes of again completely altering the flow of the story in a new, nonsensical direction
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« Reply #321 on: August 29, 2007, 02:23:48 PM » |
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The player character turns to face Madgarden. That's it!  I'm sick of taking orders from you people! It's brought me nothing but trouble! From now on, I'm not listening to a thing you say! The player holds his breath. After a few minutes, he starts to turn blue. The nurses look concerned. |
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« Reply #322 on: August 29, 2007, 02:39:06 PM » |
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>Fine, be that way.
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« Reply #323 on: August 29, 2007, 02:47:18 PM » |
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A gigantic blast of concentrated barrels become joined into infinity as all living things bend into separate imaginary mouths of fire, and all we know is gone within this disaster. Only one person is left to suffer this electric, negative space travel nightmare. This person just died as I was saying this. There is nobody left.
What now?!
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« Reply #324 on: August 29, 2007, 03:59:12 PM » |
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>Then, why are you talkin'?
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« Reply #325 on: August 29, 2007, 05:20:22 PM » |
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I can talk even as I don't exist.
I'm that good.
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« Reply #326 on: August 30, 2007, 01:16:00 AM » |
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>Realize that the cell phone actually tricked you into performing the Tarzan jungle cry, so that you'd hyperventilate and question the very nature of your existence. Now realize that the conventional barriers that limit your existence also define it within physical reality.
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« Reply #327 on: August 30, 2007, 03:37:39 AM » |
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You wake up, an realize he cellphone tricked you. You are still on the giant alligator, the cellphone is hacking your left leg and priests are laughing at you...
You are in pain, you're head is swimming, you are being humiliated and you forgot to turn off the vhs recorder so you will not be able to tape your favorite soap and watch it later.
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« Reply #328 on: August 30, 2007, 06:53:49 AM » |
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> Swim after head before it gets away.
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« Reply #329 on: August 30, 2007, 08:47:19 AM » |
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What type of swimming shall you perform?
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