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« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2007, 01:31:21 PM » |
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After searching for around twenty hours, you realize that MacGyver had been sitting by the mailbox all this time. You approach him and notice he is building an atomic bomb using a stick, a teddy bear's eye and an atomic bomb.
MacGyver looks at you and nods his head.
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« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2007, 04:52:16 PM » |
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>Have sex with MacGyver's mullet
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« Reply #62 on: May 19, 2007, 04:55:49 PM » |
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I only understood you as far as wanting to have sex.
>have a wank in MacGyver's hair
You do not currently possess "a wank".
Now what?
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« Reply #63 on: May 19, 2007, 05:34:53 PM » |
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>wait
You wait.
MacGyver has apparently finished his bomb. He stands up, looks at you and says:
"Here... I think you should have it. You will need it more than I would... because I don't need it at all."
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« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2007, 05:44:59 PM » |
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> Dismantle atomic bomb
You struggle for about ten minutes, as MacGyver's handywork is just too precise to take apart. You finally give up, only going so far as to scratch the teddy bear's eye slightly.
U2 enter North.
Bono says "Hey, you need help there?" in a thick Irish accent.
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« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2007, 06:15:30 PM » |
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> kick Bono in his nards
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« Reply #66 on: May 19, 2007, 11:07:14 PM » |
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Unfortunately, Bono is not Wolfman.
Would you like to kick something else?
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« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2007, 01:26:55 AM » |
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> Ask Bono to tell a joke, about nards
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« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2007, 03:01:05 AM » |
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>kick partially dismantled atomic bomb at Bono's nards
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« Reply #69 on: May 20, 2007, 05:38:16 PM » |
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The bomb is not partially dismantled. The bomb is very not dismantled.
Perhaps you would like to kick very not dismantled bomb at Bono's nards instead?
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« Reply #70 on: May 20, 2007, 10:20:30 PM » |
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Are the nards disabled?
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« Reply #71 on: May 20, 2007, 11:15:14 PM » |
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> enable nards
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« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2007, 10:04:34 AM » |
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With a swift move, you press a button near Bono's nards. LEDs light up in his forehead. He then proudly says:
"Thank you very much, my friend! My nards are now enabled."
You feel like someone's watching you. The guilt of a thousand tormented hearts and the blame of about two tormented hearts are upon your soul, and it feels like eating crackers.
>examine crackers
The crackers are not tasty. They may be rotten or over-spiced.
>examine Bono
Bono is standing next to you. He is carrying a molotov cocktail, a cocky molotov tail and an enabled nards.
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« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2007, 06:03:23 PM » |
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>use enabled nards on mailbox
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« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2007, 06:23:10 PM » |
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Bono jumps back quickly, exclaiming, "What the bloody hell do you think you're doing! Them's my nards, boyo!"
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