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« Reply #800 on: April 22, 2008, 04:01:37 AM » |
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They look tasty. Want to eat them?
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« Reply #801 on: April 22, 2008, 04:38:16 AM » |
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> Use entrails to tame on of the polar bears for a mount
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« Reply #802 on: April 22, 2008, 08:09:20 AM » |
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The polar bear is now dragging you through an ice field by your entrails.
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« Reply #803 on: April 22, 2008, 10:40:59 AM » |
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> open letter to santa and read letter
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« Reply #804 on: April 22, 2008, 11:10:13 AM » |
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You open the letter.
"Deer Deir HeySanta!
I was just wondering if you got my BLOODSTAINS
You see, I didn't get my pair of electric BLOODSTAINS that I wanted last year. What happened?
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« Reply #805 on: April 22, 2008, 11:36:31 AM » |
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>Write a letter back.
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« Reply #806 on: April 22, 2008, 03:31:55 PM » |
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♫I'm going to write myself a letter...♫
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« Reply #807 on: April 22, 2008, 04:17:12 PM » |
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You can't write a letter because your pen is out of ink.
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« Reply #808 on: April 22, 2008, 08:20:58 PM » |
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> Write letter with blood from eviscerated entrails.
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« Reply #809 on: April 22, 2008, 10:02:26 PM » |
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You write a letter to Santa as follows:
DEAR SANTA
FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR I WOULD LIKE MY INNOCENCE BACK
ALSO IF YOU COULD KEEP THE COPS OFF MY TAIL
THAT WOULD BE GREAT
PS. A TRANSFUSION WOULD ALSO BE APPRECIATED THANKS!
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« Reply #810 on: April 23, 2008, 01:36:19 AM » |
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« Reply #811 on: April 23, 2008, 07:03:05 AM » |
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The letter was, in fact, written by Santa to Santa. He is indeed a lonely person.
>Find Santa and steal Christmas
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« Reply #812 on: April 23, 2008, 07:23:20 AM » |
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But you were replying to a letter directed at santa Whoops. This is why I need >UNDO in real IF games. |
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« Reply #813 on: April 23, 2008, 07:43:19 AM » |
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« Reply #814 on: April 23, 2008, 08:12:04 AM » |
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Error, target out of range. Also, you lost your bladder somewhere in the icefield.
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« Reply #815 on: April 23, 2008, 09:20:26 AM » |
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But you were replying to a letter directed at santa Whoops. This is why I need >UNDO in real IF games. There IS an >UNDO command in a lot of IF games. |
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« Reply #816 on: April 23, 2008, 09:38:18 AM » |
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But you were replying to a letter directed at santa Whoops. This is why I need >UNDO in real IF games. There IS an >UNDO command in a lot of IF games. I know! And I'm the one it's there for! (yeah I'm probably just confusing everyone now) |
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« Reply #817 on: April 23, 2008, 07:14:39 PM » |
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There IS an >UNDO command in a lot of IF games.
I know! And I'm the one it's there for! Not so! >UNDO |
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« Reply #818 on: April 24, 2008, 03:09:22 AM » |
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You undo your past actions. All of them. The world flashes before your eyes. Suddenly, darkness. Then, light comes back...
You are in a room with old wooden floors and pink flock effect wallpaper. A sign on the wall reads "TIG". The room is old and very dusty. There is a large pile of dust in one of the corners. There is a large metal door to the east, which is held shut by a massive padlock.
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« Reply #819 on: April 24, 2008, 03:11:53 AM » |
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