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« Reply #255 on: July 31, 2007, 09:15:14 AM » |
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>Ask NO WAY to save you from the Unicorn (seeing as YEAH is unlikely to help)
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« Reply #256 on: July 31, 2007, 05:54:22 PM » |
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As you call NO WAY for aid, the unicorn gently speaks to you... "Don't be afraid" it says, "I'm here because you wanted me to be here..."
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« Reply #257 on: July 31, 2007, 06:13:06 PM » |
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>Seduce Unicorn while waiting for NO WAY.
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« Reply #258 on: August 01, 2007, 10:46:28 AM » |
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"Hey, Unicorn... so, do you come here often?"
The Unicorn looks at you, perplexed.
"That's a really pretty horn, you know... But I guess you must hear that from all the guys, right?"
The Unicorn looks angry. I don't think this is working.
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« Reply #259 on: August 01, 2007, 11:08:05 AM » |
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> Continue trying to seduce unicorn while moonwalking to Huey Lewis and the News
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« Reply #260 on: August 01, 2007, 12:27:03 PM » |
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You start moonwalking and singing but are quickly interupted by a 7 feet 500 pound man. The man shouts: "HEy unicorn, is that guy bothering you?" The unicorn replies "Hey there NO WAY. Yeah, this guy is hitting on me... hard..."
With lighning fast reflexes, NO WAY grabs your arms and holds them in your back, leaving your front completly open.
"Thanks!" said Unicorn, as it starts to pummel you in the groin with both its reer legs
The fire is goign out and you are starting to feel queasy from the enormous amount of pain you are dishing out.
It's getting darker.
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« Reply #261 on: August 05, 2007, 02:49:46 PM » |
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>Try to give a juicy kiss to NO WAY
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« Reply #262 on: August 05, 2007, 03:04:10 PM » |
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You pucker up and throw yourself into NO WAY's loving arms. Your manlove charm starts glowing again. Moments later, YEAH intercepts, throwing you aside.
"Hey, he's spoken for! Find your own boyfriend!"
YEAH punches you out cold.
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You wake up somewhere new. Everyone is gone.
No, wait.
This place is familiar.
You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door. There is a small mailbox here. A sign nearby reads "MANLOVE CAMPING".
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« Reply #263 on: August 05, 2007, 03:44:01 PM » |
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>Use your WIL stat to will the mailbox into a sword.
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« Reply #264 on: August 05, 2007, 03:50:11 PM » |
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You close your eyes and concentrate. When you open them, the mailbox is gone, and instead a fabulous sword stands with it's blade in the ground.
Huh. That was easy. Suspiciously easy.
I wonder what's going on here?
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« Reply #265 on: August 05, 2007, 04:16:35 PM » |
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« Reply #266 on: August 06, 2007, 05:12:43 AM » |
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You ingest the sword with ease. Nothing happens.
Few seconds later, you feel light headed. You feel like the world around you is fuzzy and bright. You can't seem to feel the ground anymore...
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« Reply #267 on: August 06, 2007, 02:01:19 PM » |
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>Evacuate bowels.
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« Reply #268 on: August 06, 2007, 04:51:19 PM » |
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You poop.
The world is still really blurry.
You could go for a Big Mac right about now.
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« Reply #269 on: August 06, 2007, 06:27:19 PM » |
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> Are you kidding? I just ate!
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