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« Reply #270 on: August 06, 2007, 08:22:07 PM » |
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The orange bee, a symbol for the world, pollinates the Blue Flower of Knowledge, thus you decide the world understands your lack of Hungry.
However, you step on the bee by accident moments later, leveling up to 20, thus changing tier. You now have twice as much Hungry capacity.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #271 on: August 07, 2007, 01:40:04 PM » |
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> Check inventory
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« Reply #272 on: August 07, 2007, 01:48:24 PM » |
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Your inventory:
- 3 wet Cheetoes(TM)
- 1 re-usable Confucius
- 14 Chainsaws
- 1 internal monologue
- Derek Yu
You are still pretty goddamned hungry.
The world is still very bright and fuzzy.
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« Reply #273 on: August 07, 2007, 06:44:14 PM » |
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>Combine Internal monlogue with one chainsaw, 1 wet Cheetos(TM) and Derek Yu
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« Reply #274 on: August 07, 2007, 06:49:42 PM » |
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The combination produces a pocket politician in a vase. There is a label sticked on it that reads "put hot water into it". The re-usable Confucius in your pocket is glowing.
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« Reply #275 on: August 08, 2007, 09:02:51 AM » |
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>Look around to spot a hot water fall while rubbing the re-usable Confusius
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« Reply #276 on: August 08, 2007, 11:54:01 AM » |
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You see a kettle, a leaky boiler, a hot spring, a sweaty marathon runner, a dog urinating in the summer sun, a broken steam pipe, a tin hut with rainwater on the roof, a male model taking a nice warm bath and some hot water just on the floor in a puddle - but no hot waterfall. In looking for the hot waterfall, you also cause all the previously mentioned sources of hot water to cease to exist - due to quantum mechanics.
The re-usable Confucius in your pocket is now at 10% sexual arousal.
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(O.o) - Achtung, baby!
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« Reply #277 on: August 08, 2007, 12:37:18 PM » |
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>Spit on the politician while rubbing the confusius
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« Reply #278 on: August 13, 2007, 06:01:37 AM » |
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In a cloud of smoke, a djinni emerges! The djinni speaks.
"I am in your debt. I will grant one wish!"
You may wish for an object.
For what do you wish?
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« Reply #279 on: August 13, 2007, 08:43:26 AM » |
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>Wish for a thick, juicy manwich
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« Reply #280 on: August 14, 2007, 12:56:39 PM » |
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In a cloud of smoke, Sylvester Stallone emerges! He is wearing two slices of bread.
Stallone says something, but you can't make out what.
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« Reply #281 on: August 14, 2007, 06:06:50 PM » |
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> yell "Adrian!"
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« Reply #282 on: August 14, 2007, 06:46:02 PM » |
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Sylvester Stallones violently punches you in the stomach. It seems he is not in good terms with Adrian. As blood drips from your mouth, you notice that the two slices of bread has fell to the ground...
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« Reply #283 on: August 14, 2007, 07:55:45 PM » |
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>Pick you the man mayonaise out of the bread slices.
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« Reply #284 on: August 14, 2007, 08:06:29 PM » |
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>as you pick the man mayonnaise out of the bread, Mr.T comes out of nowhere wearing a pink mini skirt and says to Rocky "I thought I told you to make a manwich fool?!"
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\\\\\\\"Fearlessness is better than a faint heart for any man who puts his nose out of doors. The date of my death and length of my life were fated long ago.\\\\\\\"
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