CLASSICAL MUSIC MEGATHREAD
DON'T BE AFRAID TO POST IN THIS THREAD Here we can indulge in our fantasies of having fine taste in music without judging one another or fear of being judged. You could very well be Scumbag Steve and be subject to suspicion regarding your motives and honesty, but that doesn't matter in this thread. Perhaps you are a thoroughly-learned connoisseur of classical music, or perhaps you are clandestinely maintaining a phoney reputation as an internet philosopher guy. Nobody gives a fuck here, and neither should you, so lets all pretend to be sophisticated information age polymaths and talk about classical music in the most pretentious manner that we possible can.
Who is the man in the photo above? I have no fucking idea, but he looks so profoundly sophisticated that he has probably memorized the entire thesaurus, and it is your duty to attempt to be that man while you are posting in this thread.
WHAT TO POST IN THIS THREAD
In this thread you can discuss classical music and music theory with others, brag about the classical music you like, request recommendations, boast classical music you have written or played, and pretend to be a modern renaissance man.
Stylizing your posts to read as pretentious and phonily-sophisticated as possible is highly encouraged. Conversely, be sure to wrap URLs around your fancy words and terminology towards, at a bare minimum, Wikipedia articles (because some of us posting here will be pretending to be highly accomplished philosophers of music theory).MY TASTE IN CLASSICAL MUSIC
Coincidentally, most of my favorite composers are German, and I am able to break my appreciation for classical into two fields:
romantic (and
German romanticism in general) and
experimental.
For me, romantic music animates me with
Prometheus's fire, and what is made with fire belongs in the fire. Fifty feet tall in my socks, my legs like roots; arms thirty feet to the wrist. And eyes, a skylight atop my head lightening up a whole acre of brains. Like a Greek god.
Richard Strauss,
Richard Wagner and
Gustav Holst.
My interest in experimental music began as I took the initial steps into investigating the possibility and potentials of procedurally generated music, in particular real-time, dynamic and reactive music. Static and dynamic audio generation functionality remains one of the core tenants of my computer-assisted game design library that I have been laboring over for many years now, the
Brain Damage API. Real-time and reactive music generation functionality has particular compositional requirements to ensure that the progression of the generated music is highly fluid, focused and precise in its evolution, not unlike film soundtracks which can profoundly shift the perception of a scene at the blink of an eye, or suggest impending change to the audience.
As I grappled with this highly ambitious and as-of-yet unaccomplished concept, I was fortunate enough to discover the compositions and musical theories of German composer
Paul Hindemith, who employed a musical system that is
tonal but
non-diatonic and heavily emphasises the importance of modulation between
consonance and dissonance. I have found that his theories to musical composition are particularly relevant to procedural music generation due to the constant flux that they derive from the persistent struggle to balance consonance and dissonance, which makes the sudden shifts and changes required from real-time and reactive music flow more fluidly into one another.
As for his musical works themselves, his orchestral works do share some common traits with German romanticism, but are somewhat less predictable and strangely intoxicating due to the implementation of his theories in their composition. I suppose you could consider him to be the
Meshuggah of classical music. I also enjoy his piano sonatas.
WHAT I WANT TO REQUEST
Recommendations for romantic, epic and terrifying orchestral works. I don't know anything about Russian classical music aside from a handful of experiences listening to
Tchaikovsky, but I would like to listen to some of that awesome Soviet march and war-mongering music, the sort of thing that a Russian tank commander would be listening to while destroying your cities and driving over the rubble.
Also, any sort of interesting piano music.
Have fun!
