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[Faust06]

Upon reading this headline - http://tech.slashdot.org/story/12/03/25/1339223/ut-dallas-professor-adds-enemies-feature-to-facebook , I wondered what my enemies list would look like. I don't think I have any, but I'm sure I can decide so. Don't have an actual rival or nemesis though.

-my Alaskan doppelganger
-Corey Hart
-loud-mouthed-attention-whore-philosophy-student I needlessly argue with
-my neighbor's dog
-anyone that can't take a joke
-the cookie-cutter safety nazis that hinder childhood, sissify our males, and want to destroy gender-roles and preconceptions by assigning gender-neutral pronouns

[1982]

I try to ignore. There can't be an enemy if it doesn't exist.

[Faust06]

Sure, that's what a reasonable person would do. In this thread, however, you're granted the opportunity to do the opposite.

[C.A. Sinner]

1. ur mom
2. kony
3. obama
4. osama
5. justen beibor
6. faust06

and in no particular order: meg ryan, plato, nicolas cage, lady gaga, keanu reeves, nietzsche, kant, ron paul, chemtrails, george w bush sr, napoleon, eric clapton, monobrows, george w bush jr, ur dad, ur dog, the middle ages, super mario bros, illuminati, nickelback, courtney love, kurt cobain, 9/11, eels, ghosts, hitler, stalin, mother theresa, richard dawkins, my little pony, bitter pills, john travolta, google plus, aliens, harrison ford, rammstein, limp bizkit, the rolling stones, heath ledger, superman, sega nomad, takashi mizutani, haters, lovers, toenail clippers, guitars, albert einstein, britney spears, mahatma gandhi, cristiano rondaldo, shigeru miyamoto, sunsoft, jean luc godard, portal, c++, visual basic, ayn rand, rand paul, saddam, mark hammill, batman, robin, iggy pop, the renaissance, etc. etc.

[BlueSweatshirt]

1. People who are enemies with others because of a disagreement in values.

[thatshelby]

1. Nazis
2. Indie elites UGH
3. Indie elite nazis UGgggh
4. Yuluminati
5. Those people who make lists that say 'you didnt notice that i skipped #5 hahahah' and the next point says 'lOl now u checked' and then the next point says 'now u check da #'s lol'.

[mirosurabu]

Postmodernist philosophers. Every single one.

I considered quacks and pseudoscientists too, but I kinda don't really mind these guys (unless we're talking about astrologers, these guys are defensive as fuck).

[allen]

OP is on my enemies list

[C.A. Sinner]

OP is on my enemies list

same here 

[iffi]

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[John Sandoval]

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

    -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

[thatshelby]

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

    -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

S-Santa hates... EVERYONE?

[Capntastic]

Myself

[SirNiko]

Shadwell hated all southerners and, by inference, was standing at the North Pole.

    -- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

S-Santa hates... EVERYONE?

It makes sense. Why would a naturally gregarious person move out into a lifeless, frozen tundra and only emerge for one day of the year?

[thatshelby]

because he's jolly and he likes snow.