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[Smithy]

Whoaaaaaaaa.

I just woke up. It's 4:11. I gotta write this down before it fades completely and I fall back asleep.

Had another dream, following the same cartoon baby character.

This time he had just popped out of the obese baby-eating-lady's belly and was roaming around, happy.

Turned the wrong street corner and was picked up by a local druglord. The guy brought him back to his headquarters and had a surgery performed on him. Put a bunch of bags of drugs in him, then planned on smuggling him over the boarder into another country.

Smithy was put in a car with a drug runner and was in the process of being smuggled over the border when he escaped. I think he may have killed the drugrunner and ended up driving the car for a short period. Then he got out and set out on a quest for vengeance against the leaders of the drug ring.

This means something. This is important.


And now, I'm off to sleep. G'night tigsource!

 

[Xotes]

Awesome. MAKE IT NAOW AND YOU GETS A  !

[Valter]

Is this all that Smithy does here? Have dreams about video games and then post them here? Does his life consist only of sleep and logging on to TIGS? I shall never understand your ways, Smithy.

[Hideous]

... Wait, so that baby set out to get vengeance or whatever... While the drugs were still inside?

[Smithy]

Is this all that Smithy does here? Have dreams about video games and then post them here? Does his life consist only of sleep and logging on to TIGS? I shall never understand your ways, Smithy.

To this, I cannot respond in words. The best explanation I can offer for my existence are in this simple, elegant animation:





Needless to say, the ways of Smithy are often mysterious.

... Wait, so that baby set out to get vengeance or whatever... While the drugs were still inside?

I think that's how the dream went.