^Fucking hilarious, now I can't stop looking at the dude in the lower-right corner and thinking he's stoned the whole time. And does anybody think the dude speaking through most of this video looks vaguely like Paul Eres??
Anyways, regarding this thread, I thought it was kind of dickish at first but then I saw the actual videos. Holy shit. Left to Rot is aptly named, and I was actually angered by the pitch man's complete lack of vision and that he basically just wants to make the next shallow, derivative FPS piece of shit, and with zombies, no less. Wow... There are no words; at least not kind ones.
CyberShot is depressing. The dude giving the pitch looks like he's ready to off himself at any minute... $300,000? Really? Hahaha, I'm speechless.
The Thera game was just sad... I thought the dude's voice was actually a text-to-speech voice modulator at first. The game, of course, looks like a piece of shit. One YouTube commenter nailed it with, "this is what hell is like"... It's like baby's first Game Maker game... on autism.
Your World is equally a joke and the guy pitching it makes me want to vomit in my mouth because I can't help but think of the tiny Asian prostitutes he drills on a nightly basis, and how they must hate their lives by having to get porked by Jabba the Hutt.
The Ron Paul game is basically a Super Mario Bros 1 clone with a political message tacked on and 1000x shittier gameplay (I had to think of a big number because the original SMB was great, but this game looks like a desolate wasteland devoid of any creativity) Also, the graphics looks like somebody vomited a pile of "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing" all over the game.
I honestly feel that my life has gotten poorer post seeing this thread.
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