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[Glyph]

BLACK? As in the color? I wonder why BLACK would want to kill me -- or would they -- though I'll not divulge any leaning towards my color in any way. I'd take the obvious from what you said that you're a black kingsman, though.

I frankly don't know who to vote for, as I cannot rightly say that any of you deserve to die, but if you oppose me, Autothysis, I shall do so in turn.

[wademcgillis]

Since Garthy has turned his vote away from me, I shall turn mine away from him.

I vote Wade McGillis to be executed.

[Garthy]

Wade McGillis, whilst I want to support you with your intended target for execution, I simply cannot stand by while you are singled out for execution by yourself. I would step in and vote for your cruel attacker, but I fear a retaliatory vote by myself against myself if I do so.

[Paul Jeffries]

I have meditated long and hard on who it should be to die this day.  But that didn't work, so instead I placed my trust in the art of random pointing at a list.

Fifth, my finger doesn't like you for some reason.  My apologies for that, and I hope that you and the rest of my body can still be friends.

[crowe]

<outside of the game, Alevice, how long is a day in this game going to actually last?>

[Alevice]

((They won't last as much as this day at all. I had a very specific reason for this delay (not including real life), but since everyone voted already, I will soon write up the execution.))

[Alevice]

It's slowly getting dark again. You need to statiate your lust for blood. The people have made their decision. Autothysis is called. A couple of unnamed and uncharacterized mooks, one wearing black robes and the other wearing white, grab Autothysis by the arms and drag him to a pole where they tie him up.

"You fools! You don't realize what's at stake!"

"You, of course!", you reply, and proceed to throw stones at him.

You can see how parchments of his skin get ripped while every stone also cracks a bone, in particular ribs. He eventually begin to cough some blood.

When he has received enough pain, one of the mooks bring a torch, and lits the as of yet unmentioned haystack underneath Autothysis feet.

He begins to scream and tremble while the fire slowly burns his feet. He begins to shake himself uncontrollably while the smell of roasted skin reaches his blood covered nose. He screams more and more relentlessly, crying out loud for mercy. But mercy is nowhere to be seen. This is justice. His crimes as an accuser marked him. This is the punishment of those that conspire against the well of a kingdom.

The fire lasts for hours, while the sun sets. As the night reaches, the stake remains the only bightly lid place. His agony lasts until the very last moment. The fire has been put out. The only thing that remains there is a blackened corpse, with his last scream heavily imprinted on his face.

And soon, the night is here.






You then realize something. Something still shines slightly under the moon's light. You run closer to take a gander. You find something unsettling.

A golden crown, with black jewels engraved on it. When did this thing show up? Did Autothysis drop it on his death? Seems like it. The realization is obvious. He was none other than the handgod damned Black King.

"The Black King has fallen! Long live the White King, supreme ruler of Whitechester and Blackedonia!", a joyful audience screams to the winds.


The war is finally over. It was way faster than anyone would have ever dreamed. Shyamalan would be so jealous!

And thus, this game has finished.

MOTHERFUCKING GAME OVER.
WHITECHESTER WINS

Roles

Black Kingdom
Autothysis - King
Garthy - Queen
Fifth - Bishop
Fission Mailed - Knight
Landshark RAWR - Rook
Dacke - Pawn (Turned Grey)

White Kingdom
crowe - King
Inanimate - Queen
Randomasta - Bishop
Wade McGillis - Knight
Paul Jeffries - Rook
Glyph - Pawn




Gimme a break.

[Dacke]

 

[Alevice]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

Autothysis has earned the following achievement:

Blitz Chess
-150 Points!
"No time to play and win!"

[Landshark RAWR]

fuck

[Inanimate]

Hahaha, that's rich. Fastest game of TWG ever?

(also, i have the next one ready -- if no one else wants to host, i'll gladly do so.)

[crowe]

Damn straight! All hail King Crowe


I knew that Garthy had to be important, because he was talking a lot, so I set up a scheme to identify him. So, I chatted him up in PM and said I was a pawn but then tried to control him that night as well. If I managed to get an obvious effect, he was an ally; if nothing, he was possibly an enemy. So I tried to override him... and was actively blocked, which meant something was interfering with me -- if it hadn't worked, I just wouldn't have seen any effect, same as if I controlled an ally and asked him to do something unobvious.

So, he was either being shielded, or he was the black king -- after all, I had corresponded with him, so if he was the king he would probably have targeted me just as I had targeted him. My attack on Landshark was just to draw things out until I could figure out whether Garthy was actually a king or not, because he was clearly important in some way and so being in contact with him would be useful.

I was also talking to Inanimate for similar reasons, but hadn't had the chance to test him yet. And, as it turned out, both Garthy and Inanimate were queens, so I wasn't far off, and probably talking to both of them would have worked out if we hadn't miraculously and disappointingly won.



Haha, but I had no idea Autothysis was a king or important at all, I thought he was just a bandwagon vote. Did you guys know or were we just lucky?

[Alevice]

Autothysis just brought too much attention to himself

[Inanimate]

I had absolutely no clue. I was just voting on him because I had to vote for somebody, and he seemed very confrontational.

[crowe]

That's sort of why I picked Landshark; I wanted to vote early so I could hopefully get people to follow along with me (because all I knew for sure was that I was the king, I just needed someone killed and starting the vote was a good way to shape voting), and he was the only one with an actual excuse for voting for him, even if it was a stupid reason.


I'm surprised noone voted for me at all, I thought I was being relatively unsubtle.