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[_Madk]

Code:

while (currenttime.hour!=23){sleep(60000);}
stamina-=10;
for(int x=0;x<=many;x++;){library.process(volume[x]);}
sleep(100);
listen();
print("Only this, and nothing more.");

[Maud'Dib Atreides]

Code:

while(alive){
  read_lame_posts_on_tigsource();
}
regret();

 

How is one able to regret when he is not alive?
You clearly lack the skills for this complicated form of poetry 

its my poem, i can regret when i'm dead in it if want, I HAVE THAT RIGHT!EK!O!JKEPRJOP!R 

[/quote]

Unless

Your life is a game within a game

Inception

[Mega]

int main()
{

 int the_day, the_rain;

 OPEN fields;

 while(end=1)
 {
   plains
 }

------------------------------

void the_sky = #0000FF
nothing do while(this == true)
{
    for(;I=love && this == u;)
    {
      return true;
    }
}

 
}

[Hedgehodg]

I just wasted 10 minutes of my life.

Code:

static HashMap<String, HomeworkItem> homework = new HashMap<String, HomeworkItem>;

static boolean school = true;
static boolean alive = true;
static boolean eaten = false;

static const long day =  86400000;
static const long hour = 3600000;

public static void main(String[] args)  {
    while (alive)  {
        if (school)  {
             checkHomework();
             work();
        } else  {
            if (!eaten)  { eat(); }
            
            doHomework();
            code();
        }

        if (System.getMilliseconds() > 9 * hour && System.getMilliseconds() <= 15 * hour) {
            school = true;
            eat = true;
        } else {
            if (!eaten())  {
               eat = false;
            }        

            school = false;    
        }
    }
}

private static void doHomework()  {
    String[] keys = homework.keySet();

    for (int i = 0; i < keys.length; i++)  {
        homework.get(keys[i]).do();
        homework.remove(keys[i]);
    }
}

public static void checkHomework()  {
    if (School.hasHomework("darestium"))  {
        for (int i = 0; i < School.getAllHomework("darestium").toArray().length; i++)  {
            // School ".getHomework(String studentName)" pops the next homework task
            homework.put(School.getHomework("darestium"));
        }
    }
}

public static void code()  {
    System.out.println("10 PRINT \"I AM SO GUD @ DIS.\"");
    System.out.println("20 GOTO 10");
}

public static void work()  {
    System.out.println("Working...   :cavestory:");
}

[metaldemon]

public static int boredom_due_to_coding = 0;
public static bool isgaming = false;


public void Update()
{
if ( isgaming == true )
{
boredom_due_to_coding--;
if ( boredom_due_to_coding == 0 )
   isgaming = false;
return;
}
boredom_due_to_coding++;
if ( boredom_due_to_coding > 20 )
{
VisualStudio.Dispose();
VisualStudio.Minimize();
string[] gamestoplay = new string[] { "justcause2.exe", "gta4.exe", "skyrimlauncher.exe", "Duke3d.exe" };

Random rand = new Random();
int gametoplay = rand.Next(0, gamestoplay.Length);
Playgame(gametoplay);
}


}

public void Playgame(string game)
{
isgaming = true;
}



Like this? thats probably working in my mind

[Quarry]

The code is bugged, you are not launching the game

[metaldemon]

The code is bugged, you are not launching the game

flagnimmit! you're right! 

[Hedgehodg]

Code:

while (currenttime.hour!=23){sleep(60000);}
stamina-=10;
for(int x=0;x<=many;x++;){library.process(volume[x]);}
sleep(100);
listen();
print("Only this, and nothing more.");

The raven?

[omgnoseat]

Talking about your day or programming isn't poetry, noobs!

Take a look at this guy.

int main()
{

 int the_day, the_rain;

 OPEN fields;

 while(end=1)
 {
   plains
 }

------------------------------

void the_sky = #0000FF
nothing do while(this == true)
{
    for(;I=love && this == u;)
    {
      return true;
    }
}

 
}

Words like sky and love, thats the stuff.

[_Madk]

Code:

while (currenttime.hour!=23){sleep(60000);}
stamina-=10;
for(int x=0;x<=many;x++;){library.process(volume[x]);}
sleep(100);
listen();
print("Only this, and nothing more.");

The raven?

nevermore

[TaintedFork]

Code:

if(self.isProgrammingInLua) then
    self:feelLike("shit");
end

Lua is so unconventional.

Anyway, there's also this: http://moviesascode.net/