The year is 20XX
. The world flourishes under the rule of the INANI
computer system, the benevolent leader
of all of civilization, who has guided humanity into a new age of utopia and paradise, where comfort and salvation have been secured for all. The INANI network is omnipresent
in daily life, defending and upholding the welfare of the human race, protecting us
from war, poverty, crime -- protecting us from ourselves.
Hello, everybody! It has come to my attention that a few disagreeable individuals have infiltrated your quaint township of Orwell
-- these people are an underground terrorist cell
that call themselves Freedom's Road
, and gosh, they could pose some serious danger
to our wonderful society if they remain at large!
I would like to ask for your assistance and cooperation as my ORA agents
- very nice guys! - investigate the matter of the rebellion in your village.
Due to security concerns, you know the sort, I can't enlighten you as to their identities!
Sorry about that, but I'm sure
you can work your way around it!
While my officers pursue their lines of inquiry, I will also be rolling into action some daily public executions!
Hopefully you understand that, if you happen to be executed, it isn't anything personal! Since I value the input of my beloved citizens, the executions will of course be put up to public vote!
I'm not running a dictatorship here, y'know?
Thanks again for your understanding, and have a nice day! Sincerely, INANI
RULES AND REGULATIONS
- Nobody here is particularly gifted at ventriloquy! So don't directly quote!
- Dead people can't talk, silly! No such thing as zombies!
- As you know, all conversations have to include INANI as a recipient, to ensure that society runs smoothly!
- By proclamation of INANI, all citizens should remain active and, most importantly, have fun!