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« Reply #1060 on: March 28, 2013, 10:37:13 AM »

Through happenstance and twin stick shooters, I am awakened. I am he of such great power as to take the sting out of death himself! Press A to Respawn! The other A, in the different position! My skin is vacuum metalised. My chromed lips crack and peel. Feed me, telecommunications. A double helix of piss, hose me down, the goose flies at midnight. Who are we to stand in the way of a shining and vibrant future? Zombie themed games for all. One where you jump. One where you shoot. One where you strike out in a wagon for the promised land. This is our world now. This is who we are. The blood boils, and builds, and such feeling does not dissipate into the tender mist of eve! The irascible avians! How comes it that they are flung this way and that, squawking and chirping with misgivings towards us and our kin, and we sit, motionless, in front of our Ouyas? This cuboid monolith staking claim to our lives and standing so boldly in representation of our most base desires! Fuck, I cry to the heavens, fuck! Everlasting fuck! I've had sex.
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« Reply #1061 on: March 28, 2013, 10:44:34 AM »

"Come on out from behind that in app purchase, Adolf, I know you're in there!" I rasp from the back of my throat. Every vein in my face and neck leaping out as if poised at the starting line of a race that may never be. He fires wildly, like a blind man seeking sight at the edge of reason. He cries out at us "pigs", how droll. He's just given me the green light. For only 99 cents I get an extra one of the ones that lays an egg in mid air when you press the button. You're mine now, Hitler-san.
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« Reply #1062 on: March 28, 2013, 10:53:51 AM »

You should write a novel.
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« Reply #1063 on: March 28, 2013, 07:32:50 PM »

he's livetweeting the ouya launch right now and it's great. best coverage i've seen
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« Reply #1064 on: March 28, 2013, 07:35:07 PM »

lol go superb

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« Reply #1065 on: March 28, 2013, 08:06:47 PM »

was this linked yet? http://www.engadget.com/2013/03/28/ouya-hands-on/
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« Reply #1066 on: March 28, 2013, 08:37:23 PM »

Here's all of his tweets: http://storify.com/thetanhen/super-joe-reports-on-the-ouya-launch
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« Reply #1067 on: March 28, 2013, 09:24:21 PM »

If Joe ever did write a book or something I would be first in line  Smiley
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« Reply #1068 on: March 29, 2013, 06:04:17 AM »

Ouya - New Game Console?
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« Reply #1069 on: March 29, 2013, 06:06:22 AM »

"The Ouya launch last night sounded like they were getting people plastered so they'd think the games look good when in reality they're all ports of Flash games and crap slapped together in Unity that look like sub-Amiga level 3D graphics" - Someone who's not me
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« Reply #1070 on: March 29, 2013, 06:17:02 AM »

julie uhrman looks like a professional wrestler but i really wish she would "complete thhe look" and yell angrily at me, or at me via the indie games equivalent of "mean" gene okerlund (probably paul eres, he seems passive and effete enough to just stand around) and do mega sharp intakes of breath and scream hoarsely until i purchase angry bird
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« Reply #1071 on: March 29, 2013, 06:29:24 AM »

the similarities are scary indeed.

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« Reply #1072 on: March 29, 2013, 07:06:44 AM »

It has so much input lag it was immediately noticeable.  Not a good sign.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/28/4157602/ouya-feature
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« Reply #1073 on: March 29, 2013, 08:36:43 AM »

It has so much input lag it was immediately noticeable.  Not a good sign.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/28/4157602/ouya-feature

Didn't they say somewhere that having no input lag was their priority, and that they currently had it taking only a millionth of a second to process input?
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« Reply #1074 on: March 29, 2013, 08:38:33 AM »

videogame companies claiming things that aren't true, i will inform the president
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« Reply #1075 on: March 29, 2013, 08:40:07 AM »

It has so much input lag it was immediately noticeable.  Not a good sign.

http://www.polygon.com/2013/3/28/4157602/ouya-feature

Didn't they say somewhere that having no input lag was their priority, and that they currently had it taking only a millionth of a second to process input?

Processing is one thing, but they've got wireless controllers, Android OS (which is known for input lag) and usually laggy HDTVs as well.

I imagine if these guys can notice it, it's got to be at least 2-3 frames of lag.
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« Reply #1076 on: March 29, 2013, 08:52:28 AM »

videogame companies claiming things that aren't true, i will inform the president
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« Reply #1077 on: March 29, 2013, 05:43:57 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWl1VEY7Ihs
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« Reply #1078 on: March 29, 2013, 10:34:56 PM »

videogame companies claiming things that aren't true, i will inform the president
i love you paul

like the ouya, we are all full of potential energy, we are all julie uhrman
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« Reply #1079 on: March 31, 2013, 01:21:06 PM »

Are there any cool games that are not just causal phone games?
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