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[Udderdude]

Phil "The Baby" Fish

I can only aspire to such levels of attention whoring.

[shig]

paul beats fish, fish beats joe, joe beats paul

[moi]

moi inherits the thread

[Alevice]

fish beats joe

debatable

[Evan McClane]

but joe beats paul who beat fish which means that joe beats fish by default

[Superb Joe]

fish beats joe

dude i'm going to fucking kick your ass so hard your cheeks fly off and leave a bloody smear across the fascia of an orphanage that reads "YOU'RE NEXT"

[Pandara_RA!]

paul can barely do a push up and regards doing 30 push ups as some kind of impossible dream. wrong on push ups. wrong for america.

that's an exaggeration; what i said was that i do 100 push-ups in a day in sets of 3-6, instead of all at once, because what matters is the amount of work one does, not how tired one gets from it

"it's usually within an hour or less" is what Paul says" which then holds truth. if it was over a full day it'd be hella dumb

[moi]

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[Gabriel Verdon]

exercise, of all descriptions, is cool as hell. but if youve never completed a road race, or injured yourself playing sports, or swallowed your own vomit during a workout, or fallen down the stairs at the gym because your legs werent able to support you during eccentric after doing insanely cool squats, then get out of my face.

Bro, you should have seen some of the squats I was doing last night.

[Superb Joe]

exercise, of all descriptions, is cool as hell. but if youve never completed a road race, or injured yourself playing sports, or swallowed your own vomit during a workout, or fallen down the stairs at the gym because your legs werent able to support you during eccentric after doing insanely cool squats, then get out of my face.

Bro, you should have seen some of the squats I was doing last night.

they sound insanely sick, even lacking a description

[Superb Joe]

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this is awe inspiring. it's like the only fatal shooting john lennon was ever involved in took place on the floating island of the mimiga tribe/

[Evan McClane]

Paul you have very long forearms.

[Gabriel Verdon]

exercise, of all descriptions, is cool as hell. but if youve never completed a road race, or injured yourself playing sports, or swallowed your own vomit during a workout, or fallen down the stairs at the gym because your legs werent able to support you during eccentric after doing insanely cool squats, then get out of my face.

Bro, you should have seen some of the squats I was doing last night.

they sound insanely sick, even lacking a description

Ok, picture this.

A 100-pound, solid iron barbell, hefted over my shoulders and behind my neck, in the image of Atlas himself. Competing with the gravitational force of the entire world, I powered it into the air like I was some sort of strong dude. Once. Twice. Three times. I don't even remember how many. But it was a lot. With each repetition, my gluteus muscles bulging and my quadriceps flexing with untold power, I would raise the barbell high into the air, only to bring it back down to rest on my clavicle, wrists bent back like Samantha Wright.

And then I did some Indian squats to cool down.

[Paul Eres]

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that pic is from 6 years ago, before i started exercising

[Superb Joe]

A 100-pound, solid iron barbell

even accounting the bar that's less than one eres. get out of here and back into the gym, punk.