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« Reply #360 on: January 07, 2009, 11:07:57 AM » |
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There's no way that last post is serious anymore or he's totally insane
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« Reply #361 on: January 07, 2009, 11:10:24 AM » |
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Well he does say "YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS". The point is, though, that it's insane for him to even be joking like that, since it will be completely repellent to Nintendo.
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« Reply #362 on: January 07, 2009, 11:12:45 AM » |
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Crazy4Fez, its not wise to offend him like you did. He is better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright combined. In fact, he's the greatest developer that ever lived and he made HISTORY.
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« Reply #363 on: January 07, 2009, 11:17:17 AM » |
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If it wasn't Nintendo, I'd think this was a weird viral campaign
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« Reply #364 on: January 07, 2009, 11:17:48 AM » |
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From that last post Bob seems like the person you would get if every member of JForce games fuzed together.
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« Reply #365 on: January 07, 2009, 11:19:23 AM » |
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Crazy4Fez, its not wise to offend him like you did. He is better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright combined. In fact, he's the greatest developer that ever lived and he made HISTORY.
I'm so sorry, I've learned the error of my ways. Please, oh mighty figure of great wisdom and insight, guide to the path of good!  Viral campaigning?  And holy crap, EVERY MEMBER?
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« Reply #366 on: January 07, 2009, 11:22:50 AM » |
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Well if I were the final boss in a video game I'd probably really like it and make sure everybody knew that. Too bad that would make the game unbeatable.
EDIT-OH! OH! I got it! Moar liek MARY SUE'S GAME mirite
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« Reply #367 on: January 07, 2009, 11:23:33 AM » |
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Well if I were the final boss in a video game I'd probably really like it and make sure everybody knew that. Too bad that would make the game unbeatable.
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« Reply #368 on: January 07, 2009, 11:31:50 AM » |
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I dont know about you guys but I am at least thankful for the pure and unfiltered amount of sheer entertainment and hillarity coming from this guy and his game. I was cracking up at his last post, I think he is really going insane, i think im going to watch his webcam more often and wait for people to come in and wheel him off in a straight jacket... his game does look interesting though, certainly doesn't look like the best game ever made though.
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« Reply #369 on: January 07, 2009, 11:33:19 AM » |
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I dont know about you guys but I am at least thankful for the pure and unfiltered amount of sheer entertainment and hillarity coming from this guy and his game. I was cracking up at his last post, I think he is really going insane, i think im going to watch his webcam more often and wait for people to come in and wheel him off in a straight jacket... his game does look interesting though, certainly doesn't look like the best game ever made though.
Does that webcam actually DO anything?
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« Reply #370 on: January 07, 2009, 11:51:27 AM » |
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I think he talks about Reggie so much because he's trying to attack his very own off-kilterness with his ramblings. I don't think he realizes how much of an asshole he looks like right now, though, and that he's making it a bad strategy for Nintendo to publish his game.
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« Reply #371 on: January 07, 2009, 11:55:50 AM » |
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I dont know about you guys but I am at least thankful for the pure and unfiltered amount of sheer entertainment and hillarity coming from this guy and his game. I was cracking up at his last post, I think he is really going insane, i think im going to watch his webcam more often and wait for people to come in and wheel him off in a straight jacket... his game does look interesting though, certainly doesn't look like the best game ever made though.
This. Of course, I don't think Bob realizes that he's getting tons of page hits because he's criminally insane. He just thinks that what he's doing is working, so he's doing even more of it.
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« Reply #372 on: January 07, 2009, 04:25:56 PM » |
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In the meantime, I'm working on the Android, iPhone, and OpenPandora ports for 100 days straight. These platforms are awesome! Yuu doesn't even need a publisher! What a great idea! I'm also looking into XBLA and Steam, thanks to everyone who suggested it!
This is good, because it means we will probably get to play the game eventually, on some platform or other. Steam and XBLA are highly doubtful, but I guess it would work as an iPhone app, since you can apparently sell whatever garbage you like on iPhone as long as people are willing to pay for it. Also, I'm watching his webcam right now, and he appears to be typing on the keyboard while wearing some sort of spiked gloves.
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« Reply #373 on: January 07, 2009, 04:27:39 PM » |
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Also, I'm watching his webcam right now, and he appears to be typing on the keyboard while wearing some sort of spiked gloves.
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« Reply #374 on: January 07, 2009, 05:27:22 PM » |
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Nintendo, you cannot continue ignoring me.
There is nobody like me. I have created the entire game, start to finish. I am far better than Miyamoto, Itoi, Kojima, Carmack, and Wright COMBINED. NONE of these "designers" could create the entire thing if their lives depended on it! They rely on the assistance of others- and take all the credit. They don't even deserve their titles! I have bested them all by far.
"bob's game" is a game by ONE PERSON, and it's one of the GREATEST GAMES EVER MADE- if not THE BEST. I stand alone on a mountain no other has even dared to climb. I have swam across the ocean only cruise ships could cross. I have walked through the desert of no return. I have stepped in the footprints of none, a path never taken. I have MADE HISTORY, and history cannot be undone. It's too late, Nintendo.
No man has ever accomplished what I have accomplished at 25 years old- it's no wonder you fear accepting this truth! My work has humiliated your teams of engineers. One young man- singlehandedly- has made their lifetime of work seem like child's play. How can they possibly compete with such overwhelming skill? It's not even fair, is it? That's too bad, Nintendo. I'm real, and I'm here. You can't ignore me forever. I AM RIGHT, AND IT WILL WORK.
I am the GREATEST GAME DEVELOPER THAT EVER LIVED. I am a GENIUS, and I will be around for the next 40 years- eating away at your company until it exists no longer. I will find way after way to slowly destroy your bottom line, and your business will fail. The name NINTENDO will be forgotten, a discarded husk like so many others. "bob's game" will live on FOREVER.
THOSE WHO DOUBT ME- YOU WILL BE PROVEN WRONG. IN TIME THE TRUTH WILL PREVAIL. PREPARE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.
YES, I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS!
WHO'S TAKING NAMES NOW, REGGIE?!
he'll filter himself out of society soon enough. the crushing gears of life continue to turn, and this is bob's wail of terror as he becomes grist in the mill of nintendo. anyway bob, keep it up. i think nintendo designers and execs wake up every morning, get a coffee, log on to their computers, and go to your site FIRST THING. then they crack up, spilling their $5 venti americano over their designer slacks. so keep going. you're really making an impact.
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« Reply #375 on: January 07, 2009, 05:37:36 PM » |
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This is why I love the internet.
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« Reply #376 on: January 07, 2009, 06:59:01 PM » |
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Also, I'm watching his webcam right now, and he appears to be typing on the keyboard while wearing some sort of spiked gloves.
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« Reply #377 on: January 07, 2009, 07:22:06 PM » |
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« Reply #378 on: January 07, 2009, 07:30:03 PM » |
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Shit's so pringles. Seriously, this guy is so hilarious.  Pringles? Pringles are good. 
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« Reply #379 on: January 08, 2009, 10:26:06 AM » |
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