Dr. Cooldude
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« Reply #20 on: July 10, 2013, 02:02:09 PM » |
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Here's something for the UNIX Shell users: % rm meese-ethics rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God ar: God does not exist
% "How would you rate Reagan's incompetence? Unmatched ".
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go? Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s.
% make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me bad character
% got a light? No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine? Bad substitute.
% %blow %blow: No such job.
% \(- (-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending!
$ drink < bottle; opener bottle: cannot open opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat > matter matter: cannot create
(First add an /etc/hosts alias of 'elvis') $ ping elvis elvis is alive.
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ithamore
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« Reply #21 on: March 26, 2014, 05:41:02 AM » |
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That kid is as smart as a WIP.
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ithamore
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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2014, 11:57:47 AM » |
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I use to know an IT guy whom liked to warn his coworkers just after he'd done a "core dump" if they were on their way to the bathroom.
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ithamore
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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2014, 10:49:25 AM » |
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A guy walks out of a bar, picks it up, and says, "That was such a stringy theory."
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Whiteclaws
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2014, 05:38:42 PM » |
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Why do java devs wear glasses, because they don't C sharp
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« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2014, 08:59:49 AM » |
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Why do java devs wear glasses, because they don't C sharp
This joke totally wins with me right now.
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Manuel Magalhães
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« Reply #26 on: May 23, 2014, 09:15:37 AM » |
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A guy buys pies for a party. His circle of friends said that the two pies were pretty rad.
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« Reply #27 on: May 23, 2014, 01:44:04 PM » |
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This joke totally wins with me right now.
Like a boss
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« Reply #28 on: May 30, 2014, 07:15:57 AM » |
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I do like that C# one, but it's not their fault: it's caffeine overdoses that're to blame.
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Schoq
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« Reply #29 on: May 30, 2014, 07:41:32 AM » |
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how many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
they can't because they're too busy laughing at bad computer jokes
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Whiteclaws
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« Reply #30 on: May 30, 2014, 12:42:28 PM » |
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how many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
they can't because they're too busy laughing at bad computer jokes
None, that's a hardware problem How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness (TM) as the new industry standard.
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The Translocator
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« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2014, 12:21:42 PM » |
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Knock knock.
*Who's there?*
Bob
*GET OFF MY LAWN!*
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ithamore
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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2014, 09:17:52 AM » |
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I woke up 8-bit groggy this morning.
While my coffee was brewing, I was borderline hexadecimal.
After 8-byte and dumping down a mug of joe, I decided to no longer standby and to shine like Chrome.
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« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2014, 09:27:15 AM » |
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What do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl?
-My ass
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« Reply #34 on: September 20, 2014, 02:14:27 PM » |
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What do you get when you cross a bungee cord and an owl?
-My ass
Is that your way of trying to describe a more intelligent cuckoo clock? Evolving to "who" or "whom" would be a significant series of flaps forward for bird-kind themed timepieces.
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andrewjohn1317
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« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2015, 03:07:10 AM » |
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What do you call a monkey with a bomb strapped to it?
-a baboom
It's so funny
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« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2015, 04:09:40 AM » |
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Knock knock.
*Who's there?*
Bob
*GET OFF MY LAWN!*
knock knock — knock knock who? still my favourite joke of all time A guy buys pies for a party. His circle of friends said that the two pies were pretty rad.
ok this one was good too
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