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Do you have any? :p  I also have this riddle: Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas? |
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« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2013, 01:45:56 PM » |
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// This comment is self-explanatory
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« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2013, 03:00:10 PM » |
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Wife sends programmer husband grocery shopping: "Get a loaf of bread, and if they have eggs, get a dozen".
Programmer returns with a dozen loaves of bread. "They had eggs".
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« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2013, 04:41:00 AM » |
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Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
Because they don't see sharp.
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« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2013, 08:51:31 AM » |
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I also have this riddle:
Why did the programmer confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct(31) = Dec(25)  |
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« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2013, 08:56:18 AM » |
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There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand this joke, and those that does not.
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« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2013, 10:27:27 AM » |
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There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand this joke, and those that does not.
This is so old  |
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Mauricio Gomes
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« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2013, 10:37:37 AM » |
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There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Those that understand this joke, and those that does not.
This is so old The topic is about programming jokes, not NEW programming jokes  It looks like you never saw how a programmer understand text |
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« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2013, 10:50:42 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2013, 04:35:04 PM » |
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This doesn't really count as a joke, rather an unfortunate typo I made. I was trying to make a function called display() on one of my early command line Java programs... It meant to come out as: but the unfortunate typo made it a very different kind of function: |
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« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2013, 07:36:10 AM » |
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If I knew a programmer who was having a 32nd birthday I would make a card that says "Happy 0th Birthday!" on the front. Then on the inside it says "Sorry, I only set aside 5 bits to remember your age."
I wonder if I could get hallmark to buy this idea off of me.
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« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2013, 03:24:03 AM » |
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How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, its a hardware problem.
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« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2013, 11:34:18 AM » |
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wonderful comic strips: http://geek-and-poke.com/ A Haiku praising the longest classname in Java6 by Peter Lawrey: Internal frame
internal frame,
title pane
internal frame.
title pane
maximize button,
window not focused state com.sun.java.swing.plaf.nimbus.InternalFrameInternalFrameTitlePaneInternalFrameTitlePaneMaximizeButtonWindowNotFocusedState see http://stackoverflow.com/a/891589/818008 |
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« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2013, 09:27:28 PM » |
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I thoroughly enjoyed this. xD |
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Mauricio Gomes
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« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2013, 10:09:38 AM » |
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I actually got the UDP joke.
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kamac
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« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2013, 10:11:05 AM » |
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Good one, InfiniteStateMachine  |
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