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[rey-o]

haha! so many of these ideas are awesome.

heres mine:

Paul Bunyan's Butt Nekkid Rampage:

you play the mythical american giant hero Paul Bunyan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bunyan) , who is responsible for various landmarks. In PBBNR you wake up from a drunken night not only Butt Nekkid, but also with your faithful ox, Babe, stolen. This sets off his Rampage, which plays similarly to the shitty game, Rampage, only less shitty.

As you rampage across the american country side you incidentally create american landmarks like the grand canyon, old faithful, and uhh....the egyptian pyramids.

you win when you finally find Babe again, who also turns out the be the last boss - because secretly, it has hated you forever.

[Alex May]

Haha, awesome. I love the incidental landmark creation.

The race idea is great too; I also thought it looked like a running game

[spellcaster]

a woman?  well, the giant does have a well rounded ass.
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hey spellcaster, your link doesn't work 

Well, round ass, no defined muscles, long hair.. looks pretty feminine to me. And no, the link doesn't work, because the website is the one the bad guy in the game set up - so, unless you're part of that game world (or somebody decides to grab that domain) it won't work

[inmatarian]

It looks a little like Super Mario ate some mushrooms and decided to go streaking through the mountain villages.

[Xion]

I completely forgot to implement anything about the nekkidness.

This should be a new weekly thing. Would be awesome.

[Alex May]

This should be a new weekly thing. Would be awesome.

I was thinking this too. Fully agree

[RobF]

Bringing the spirit of Benny Hill back to life for a new generation, Benny Hills Giant Madcap Chase: The Next Generation allows you to live out your wildest dreams as you run, naked and free as a bird through 60 unique levels, chased by hordes of adoring ladies. Can you escape the sexually charged clutches of Hills Angels before it's too late? Will you slip up and it all go balls?

Run, Benny, Run - the girls are coming to get you! This TV tie in is not to be missed.

Features:

• 30 Renditions of Yakety Sax across 60 levels
• 5 Different lady types all with their own unique body sizes
• 1 Pair of giant swinging balls

And that'll be my coat, just there...

[Bennett]

• 30 Renditions of Yakety Sax across 60 levels

Man, I'm pretty sure after rendition #3 I'd have ripped out my computer speakers or my ears.

a woman?  well, the giant does have a well rounded ass.

Well, round ass, no defined muscles, long hair

All your life you have always been a little large, but your momma just said you were big boned

I guess I thought the fact that he was NUDE would have been more shocking than the fact that he has a big ass. Clearly I was wrong! This suggests a fantastic GTA-style shock-gaming design...

"Revenge of the BIG-ASSED MAN."

[Pigbuster]

This should be a new weekly thing. Would be awesome.

I third this idea.

[Agh]

You are an exhibitionistic giant. You try to show what you've got to as many people as possible. But some townsmen get angry (or jealous...) and try to kill you with catapults and stuff.

[Inane]

You're a giant. You've got too much GUT. Sssso you go on an epic journey of constant excercise. Since your clothes will only weigh you down, you eat them for their nutritional value which will be useful on your journey.
You prance around as fast as you can, gotta KEEP UP THAT SPEED, BURN THE GUT, GET MORE MUSCLESTRONGER.
You gotta be careful not to trip on obstacles, like peoples houses or boulders, because that will SLOW YOU DOWN, and then oop, their goes your MUSCLESTRONGER.

[waruwaru]

I am thinking it's a game sponsored by Pepto Max
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5150044743085101701