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[Melly]

The awesomeness of this game cannot be quantified.

I feel the blat. I feel the blat inside me!

I am nothing.

[moi]

Is there a way to skip all the text at the beginning

[Farmergnome]

To skip dialog.... or to master the altering the cosmic energy of time...  you must first understand..... and harness the power of the ancient texts documented in this game, if you do not understand them the neo dinosaurs would have died for nothing.

If daniel son said to mr miyagi, that he wants to crane kick before he is truely ready, what do you think mr miyagi would say?  I think he would say somthing similar to what I just said.... No daniel son, first you must understand the crane kick to perform it... as he finds out later in the movie.

So to break it all down, when you understand the art of altering time through blat-fu, then yes you can skip menus...

[rapidwingo]

Holy crap. One of the best experiences of my life. Don't see why anyone would want to skip that dialogue.

[Farmergnome]

big thanks to MC ICYPOLE too (sorry man I forgot!), for sitting next to me at work, and brainstorming this genius idea, hes fresh from the freezer.  Hes not a real MC, but a MC in training, like a padawan MC.  We are realy counting on sony entertainment to make the first move from here, and send us a ps3 devkit so we can get started on a port. Thanks everyone for the kind words, and hopefully you guys will see more games with our name on it one day

And go buy 50 cent's Curtis, its straight up bangin, seriously, better than that Kanye crap.

And too Microsoft, while we do have a preference for ps3, we would consider a six figure cash money deal to secure exclusivity, or whatever that word is.

Oh and made a quick update to the game, had quite a few requests to add a skip dialog feature now, so for all the lamers who want to skip the part of the game that took the longest to make, sure go ahead.... get the latest build from the link, and use ENTER. But I cant stress how stupid that is, if you dont like dialog, heres a quick one, dont play it.  I also fixed a crash bug which causes the app to close after finishing a battle, so you should be able to play all the way to the endings now!

[skaldicpoet9]

WOW...this game is RAPTASTIC! "Charmander Flame On!" lol....Oh, man this game is already a classic in my book...I am pretty sure this will get a vote from me....but there are still a lot more entries for me to play...so we'll see...

Mad props though

[ray]

this is the greatest game ever made, second greatest is sumotori

combine the two and we will be million billionaires.

[Farmergnome]

Trillionares, right after i quit my day job.  New b game in the pipes also, though I might take it a bit slower with my RPG and other misc projects taking priority for now.

FROM THE CREATORS OF "RAP ATTACK: 2PACALYPSE NOW"

COMING THIS SUMMER:

"POSTMAN SEXUAL REVOLUTION"

Its going to be good.

[Aik]

Great game, though frustrating due to bugs. Ice Cube tends to bounce away and never come back, as well as a crash after the Chamillionaires fight.

[jazzuo]

this game is Bish like crazy. I didnt find this game fan to play i mean the gameplay it self but otherwise the story and grafics hmmmmmmmmmmm most messed up of all games i have played till now. Good JOB!!!

[gustav]

I couldn't stop laughing... Except for when i snuffed Chamillionaire and the game crashed. That was less awesome. But it was still pretty cool how the game totally man-handled me... 

[Farmergnome]

Kaka, cool.  Think of the crashing as a feature, a content feature.  I put it in the game to add some "grind" to it, its realy just there to make players work to see the l337 endings, rpgs do it lots, fighting the same monster over and over, I just skipped the middle man, crash it occasionally, instant content. 

Plus it adds to the crappyness.

Cheats if you want to avoid the grind, enter= skips dialog scenes, f11 auto wins battles when your actually fighting (and should avoid crashing too), but that aint no fun