Vietnamese ConspiracyVietnam plans massive assault on America with new computer weapon. Exclusive report from Hanoi.HANOI (Glinty Creative)—Reporters have smuggled intelligence reports out of Vietnam on a conspiracy that may have far-reaching consequences for all Americans.
In the coming year, Vietnamese will be shipping to the United States, a game with the code name “M.O.B.”
The game at first may look innocuous—a typical video game that could come from Valve, or any of the other big video game developers. But beware. Whatever you do, don’t buy it.
MASSIVE CONSPIRACY
The game is part of a massive conspiracy to weaken the United States by destroying our productive work force and eventually putting the entire free world into a major depression. Here’s what we’ve discovered.
In 2014 when Nguyen Ha Dong, a Vietnamese designer, unleashed the now famous Flappy Bird, the United States economy was recovering from the financial depression in 2008. Shortly after the game was introduced, America went back to another depression. Our gross national product dropped, factories started laying off people by the thousands and the economy took a big nosedive.
The exact reasons for the recession are varied, but our theory is quite simple. Glinty Creative contends that millions of Americans were so busy tapping the screen that they were not paying attention to their jobs. Productivity dropped, profits plunged and consumer spending fell to new lows.
It was obvious to Russian intelligence sources that the cause of the American recession was the Flappy Bird. The Russians reasoned that if the Vietnamese could invent games and then flood the American market with them, they could cause a massive depression—one that would permanently weaken America thus making us easy targets for a communist takeover. If you think this theory is farfetched, please read on.
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