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Blambo
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« on: September 29, 2014, 08:10:35 PM » |
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wind scraping your ears you search your pockets for a key you faintly remember, only to find two pokemon cards, a balled up tissue, a worn, folded up tear-out subscription to gamepro magazine, 3 free gym passes you never used, and a $20 starbucks gift card. you feel a bulging sensation in your other pocket. might be the key, might be that you're aroused by the tall, jutting apartment complex behind the gate
your hp is 10 and your dignity is 0
there is a small mailbox here
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rj
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« Reply #1 on: September 29, 2014, 08:16:24 PM » |
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>look mailbox
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>examine pokemon cards
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>unball tissue
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Blambo
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« Reply #2 on: September 29, 2014, 08:20:50 PM » |
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>inside the mailbox is a fuck ton of bills
>two energy cards and a holo charizard that's really beaten up and folded because of your shitty brother
>the tissue unfurls and you can't unsee what's in it. -1 HP
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rj
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« Reply #3 on: September 29, 2014, 08:23:17 PM » |
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aw nuts.
>throw tissue away in garbage or on ground if no garbage is nearby
>look thru other pocket
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Blambo
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« Reply #4 on: September 29, 2014, 08:32:13 PM » |
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>cannot find the noun "garbage or on ground if no garbage is nearby". confused by the complex sentence structure of your own thought, you fumble around looking for a place to throw tissue and end up embarrassing yourself in the street. -1 DIGNITY [DIGNITY ALREADY AT ZERO]
>the bulge lessens as your remove the crap from your pockets, revealing that the bulge was 99% objects and only 1% you (-1 DIGNITY [DIGNITY ALREADY AT ZERO]). in your pockets you find a mustard stained note (at least you hope it's mustard), two bobby pins and a pencil.
HP: 9, DIGNITY: 0. you're in ok health but harbor emotional burdens. you are so pitiful people toss spare change in your direction without solicitation.
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jiitype
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« Reply #5 on: September 29, 2014, 08:38:29 PM » |
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>Take change
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rj
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« Reply #6 on: September 29, 2014, 08:39:20 PM » |
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>read note
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quisseh
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« Reply #7 on: September 29, 2014, 10:11:09 PM » |
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>stick bobby pins in hair
>smile suggestively at strangers
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« Reply #8 on: September 29, 2014, 10:57:19 PM » |
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>be the other guy
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« Reply #9 on: September 29, 2014, 11:05:10 PM » |
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>examine gate
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jiitype
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« Reply #10 on: September 30, 2014, 08:01:30 AM » |
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Dammit blambo WHAT HAPPENS NEXT  |
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Blambo
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« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2014, 11:25:33 AM » |
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>Take change
-.05 student loans >read note
the note reads "just in case you forget the key, there's a spare in th-" the rest is smudged. you internally scream at the cosmic irony. >examine gate
the gate has a large padlock. it is rusty, with crossbars and tetanus. HP: 9, DIGNITY: 0. children in the street point=, tugging at their parents' sleeves and asking what kind of dog you are. |
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« Reply #12 on: September 30, 2014, 12:19:31 PM » |
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>Pray to the most situationally relevant deity that the gate is not some form of GamerGate
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