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Canned Turkey
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« Reply #100 on: October 16, 2014, 02:53:46 PM »

> dis-satisfied, run into the woods searching for a foe without cowardice.
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« Reply #101 on: October 17, 2014, 06:37:18 AM »

pause game to take refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red
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« Reply #102 on: October 17, 2014, 08:03:02 AM »

>ask hat for directions

>offer hat a refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red and perhaps a few Doritos
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« Reply #103 on: October 17, 2014, 02:07:54 PM »

pause game to take refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red
That stuff's been around for a while, I think.
EDIT: Here in the US we've had it since 2001, but Canada just got it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew#Flavors_and_varieties

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> if Mt. Dew is not empty, chug rest
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> wink while teeth sparkle
> acquire funding
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« Reply #104 on: October 18, 2014, 12:28:45 PM »

> dis-satisfied, run into the woods searching for a foe without cowardice.

Abandoning everything that is probably important, you sprint off into the wilderness, blindly searching for some breathing creature to eviscerate. After a few minutes you come across a squirrel. Unfortunately for the small beast, it is no match for your fury.

pause game to take refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red

This is not a verb I understand.

>ask hat for directions

>offer hat a refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red and perhaps a few Doritos

Before you can open your mouth, the hat responds.
"This fog is too thick to navigate. I am not really sure where we are, but once we make it out of here there is a small coven of Witches on the border to these woods. We need to find them."

You have 50 gold coins.
You have a pair of shoes.
You have a demon hat.
You have a pair of damp pants.
You have a worn wooden spoon.
You have a dented cookware helmet.
You have a lighter.
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« Reply #105 on: October 18, 2014, 12:40:02 PM »

> Walk forward aimlessly
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« Reply #106 on: October 18, 2014, 12:50:55 PM »

> Wonder aloud where Guts Mountain could be, and also contemplate the whereabouts of the seemingly elusive Death Kings. Hope that you are secretly a Death King and that you will find a badass scythe or something later on to cement that ideal. Ask demon hat if witch coven has any Death King scythes laying around.
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« Reply #107 on: October 18, 2014, 01:09:50 PM »

>run until you get tired and haveta sleep
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« Reply #108 on: October 18, 2014, 05:13:53 PM »

you guys seem to be terrible at this game
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« Reply #109 on: October 18, 2014, 08:08:04 PM »

>find catguy and kill him in a duel
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« Reply #110 on: October 22, 2014, 12:27:08 PM »

> Poke hat and ask him if the game is still being played
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« Reply #111 on: October 22, 2014, 02:00:43 PM »

nah im bored
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« Reply #112 on: December 14, 2014, 07:38:17 PM »

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