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« Reply #20 on: October 13, 2014, 04:35:45 PM » |
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look windows
You lean out the window. Below you, hundreds of feet, waves crash against the rocks. A bat swoops down and smacks you right in the mouth. You stumble backwards into wall, hitting your head, and knocking the torch down. This quickly takes your mind off of your hurt leg. The bat thrashes about on the floor. "Watch where you're standing, you jerkass!" Screeched the bat. You are hungry. Your head hurts again. Your lip is bleeding. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have 3/4ths of a bag of rice. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #21 on: October 13, 2014, 04:40:27 PM » |
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pick up skull, examine, look inside, lick
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« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2014, 04:40:31 PM » |
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get ye flask
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« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2014, 04:42:48 PM » |
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pick up skull, examine, look inside, lick
You leave the angry screaming bat and return to the room you woke up. You pick up the skull and out falls a key, probably to the door you set on fire. There is nothing else inside the skull. It tastes dusty and stale. get ye flask
Ye have no flask. You are hungry. Your head hurts again. Your lip is bleeding. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have 3/4ths of a bag of rice. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2014, 04:45:18 PM » |
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roll over & die
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« Reply #25 on: October 13, 2014, 04:45:34 PM » |
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>swallow key
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« Reply #26 on: October 13, 2014, 04:47:20 PM » |
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roll over & die
You lay on the floor and roll around in the muck, the blood from your leg, and misplaced grains of rice. You try to hold your breath until you die but you just pass out for a few minutes and continue breathing. >swallow key
You pick up the dirty key and swallow it. It is surprisingly filling. Your head hurts again. Your lip is bleeding. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have 3/4ths of a bag of rice. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #27 on: October 13, 2014, 04:53:42 PM » |
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> Set fire to bag of rice. Set fire to bat. Set fire to self.
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« Reply #28 on: October 13, 2014, 04:56:40 PM » |
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>remove pants
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« Reply #29 on: October 13, 2014, 04:58:04 PM » |
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> Set fire to bag of rice. Set fire to bat. Set fire to self.
Using your trusty lighter you set fire to the bag of rice. The weight of the rice rips the burning bag open, and it spills all over the floor. It is now dirty and useless. You walk back into the hall to set fire to the bat but he is nowhere to be found. You attempt to set fire to yourself but your clothes are damp from rolling around in the muck on the floor. >remove pants
You remove your dirty pants. You are holding your pants. Your head hurts again. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have a pair of pants. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #30 on: October 13, 2014, 05:23:29 PM » |
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>go north
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« Reply #31 on: October 13, 2014, 05:25:05 PM » |
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>set fire to all doors you can see
>coat self in rice
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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2014, 05:27:32 PM » |
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>go north
You have no compass, and there is only on possible direction you can go, so you head down the hall to the door at the other end. The door isn't locked and opens easily. You step into the room on the other side. In the center of the room is a tabled. Sitting at the table is an old man. His milky white eyes glare unflinchingly at you. You feel as though he can see your soul. "Well?" asks the old man. >set fire to all doors you can see
>coat self in rice
Without answering you attempt to burn all of the doors in sight. Neither door is made of wood, so they do not burn. You cover your body in dirty rice. Your head hurts again. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have a pair of pants. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2014, 05:29:57 PM » |
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>ask old man about his father >ask old man about sea >ask old man about sentient bats >ask old man about skull in room >ask old man if he's up for a hug
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« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2014, 05:34:50 PM » |
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>ask old man about his father >ask old man about sea >ask old man about sentient bats >ask old man about skull in room >ask old man if he's up for a hug
You ask the old man about his father. He sighs and lets out a small cough. You ask the old man about the sea. "The sea is the least of your worries." You ask the old man about the sentient bats. "You'd be better off to ignore him, should he return." You ask the old man about the skull in the room. "That belonged to the last man that was trapped in this place. Pray that you keep your head." You ask the old man if he's up for a hug. He sighs and lets out a small cough. Your headache subsides. You have 100 gold coins. You have one sweetly scented sleepy time potion. You have a pair of pants. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2014, 05:41:31 PM » |
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> Force feed old man potion, screaming "It's time for your vittles, grampy!"
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« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2014, 05:44:21 PM » |
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> Force feed old man potion, screaming "It's time for your vittles, grampy!"
You grab the old man by his withering white hair, pulling his head back, and dumping the sweetly scented sleepy time potion into his screaming maw. His weak arms thrash about as you yell "It's time for you vittles, grampy!". Soon his flails subside and he collapses in his chair. His snores are deafening. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2014, 06:12:15 PM » |
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>look around the room for other exit >look under table
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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2014, 06:13:44 PM » |
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>look around the room for other exit >look under table
There is a hole in the floor with a ladder leading down. Under the table is the remnants of your potion, and the old mans sandaled feet. You have 100 gold coins. You have a pair of pants. You have a lighter. What do you do?
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« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2014, 06:14:24 PM » |
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>steal man's sandals
>exit through floor hole
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