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[Melly]

Coming from the illustrous developers in Dreamgate Studios is a new way to experience the thrill of dancing to the hottest tunes! With your fingers!



Tecnojam Dance 34K has all the latest technologies in keyboard-only rythim gaming! None of that pad stuff to tire you and make you think you actually dance good, oh no! In here, all you need is your fingers and a keyboard, and you can jam, baby!

Here are some of the amazing features!

- Incredible visuals in amazing 400x400 pixel resolution for greater definition of each individual pixel!
- Tons of unlockables, including new skins in any of the game's amazing 8 available colors!
- A large number of incredible songs, performed by all-time classical musicians, including Yoko Ono, Shaquille O'Neal, as well as top-chart hits like She Bangs performed by the illustrous William Hung!
- for the gamers, we have a treat! Classical videogame music, like the theme of the classical 8-Bit Back to the Future, and the popular theme of Daytona!

All this coming to you soon from Dreamgate Studios. You've never experienced finger-dancing like this before, never ever!

All of the above information may be prone to change, or completely unfounded in reality. Most of it is pretty much made up. Dreamgate Studios will take no responsabilities on eye strain, ear mutilation, pet suicide, cancer and AIDS symptoms, disgust, nightmares or mass hysteria and genocide allegedly caused by any of its products.

EDIT:

FINISHED!
Download links:

http://www.yoyogames.com/games/launch/11113
Yoyogames

http://rapidshare.com/files/55160153/tecnojamVfinalB.zip.html
Rapidshare

It is advised for players to turn off any music-playing programs before starting the game, as it needs an external player to work properly. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[Average Higgins]

You should put Chocolate Rain in there too, for good measure.

[Melly]

I shall look into it immediately. Thanks for the tip.

[sergiocornaga]

I really like the sound of this. Can it please have good gameplay?

[Melly]

Oh, it'll have incredible, revolutionary finger-based gameplay!

(Yes, it'll be playable. )

[Alex May]

Heheh, such an awesome pic. :D Sounds great too!

[Melly]

Yeah, would you believe I took a whole 5 minutes to make it? It was tough, but I succeeded.

[Derek]

Coming from the illustrous developers in Dreamgate Studios is a new way to experience the thrill of dancing to the hottest tunes! With your fingers!

That's totally how I dance to the hottest tunes anyway! ^___^

(Only naked. )

[Melly]

There's totally a nude dancing option even! And you don't even need the game to do anything, just take off your clothes and let your fingers fly over the keyboard!

[Pragma]

- A large number of incredible songs, performed by all-time classical musicians, including Yoko Ono, Shaquille O'Neal, as well as top-chart hits like She Bangs performed by the illustrous William Hung!

Ladies and germs, we have a winner.  My ears hurt just thinking about it all.

Any chance that Hung will be an unlockable character in the game?

- for the gamers, we have a treat! Classical videogame music, like the theme of the classical 8-Bit Back to the Future, and the popular theme of Daytona!

As long as it's the worst of the worst of all ear-piercing 8-bit themes and covers, (Kid Icarus title music?) it'll get my vote.

You should put Chocolate Rain in there too, for good measure.

Agreed! But why stop there?

[Melly]

(Mmm... I was under the impression that the Kid Icarus music was good.)

[sergiocornaga]

Does that mean it'll be in there? I'd like to see some Cave Story tracks too...

[Melly]

After weeks of 24/7 development, our team of trained monk- I mean, hardworking talented developers, have made enough progress that we feel confident to release a screenshot of the game in full action.



It is advised that you do not look at the shot for more than two seconds, for danger of its sheer awesomeness and artistry melting your brain and shredding your soul. We are currently working on decreasing the awesomeness of the game, since we believe humanity is still not ready for its full potential.

[Radnom]

It is advised that you do not look at the shot for more than two seconds, for danger of its sheer awesomeness and artistry melting your brain and shredding your soul.

Too late, It happened...
Agh! My soul!

[Pacian]

Next time place the warning above the screenshot, please.