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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2014, 01:59:01 AM » |
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This one is also older:  Did he drop a contact or is he mourning the loss of his dynamic shadow? |
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2014, 07:32:03 AM » |
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This is everything The Stanley Parable was about.
We are Stanley.
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2014, 04:54:36 PM » |
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This is everything The Stanley Parable was about.
We are Stanley.
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« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2014, 04:06:23 AM » |
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I think this was possibly my favorite ending in that game, because it's wonderfully creepy in context. |
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« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2014, 07:48:52 AM » |
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« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2014, 03:37:20 PM » |
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Press [R] to repair.
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2014, 05:20:55 PM » |
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*Puts on cynic hat*  People would love this if the character in the coffin was around the whole game before s/he died, the text prompt was replaced with a nondescript shape, and some ellipses appeared if you waited too long. |
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« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2014, 06:42:57 PM » |
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yeah just a lot of shit that does nothing for no reason
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« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2014, 06:56:13 PM » |
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just make it an excell spread that says "be sad" across all cells
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« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2014, 07:12:37 PM » |
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« Reply #30 on: November 05, 2014, 07:26:06 PM » |
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« Reply #31 on: November 05, 2014, 07:27:27 PM » |
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« Reply #32 on: November 05, 2014, 08:38:36 PM » |
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There's this assassin's guild quest in Skyrim where you have to assassinate the emperor. There's this long chain of events that builds up to your meeting with him, but when you finally get there, he sadly tells you that he's been expecting this and he's resigned to his fate. Make it quick, he says. He stands there waiting for you to kill him, accepting that there is no alternative. I teabagged him and threw shit around the room for 15 minutes before I killed him. Anyway, I hope you can teabag that coffin or choose not to press F.
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« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2014, 09:53:17 PM » |
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I am sad because I want to press [F] but it's telling me to press [UNBOUND]. |
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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2014, 11:54:46 PM » |
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Also, this is still my favorite QTE sequence:
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« Reply #35 on: November 06, 2014, 03:38:02 AM » |
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the "splat" followed by the "i'm going to die" is what really sells the emotion
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« Reply #36 on: November 06, 2014, 04:45:19 AM » |
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Anyway, I hope you can teabag that coffin or choose not to press F.
I haven't played the game but it seems you have to do it.  Like huh, what? o_O |
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« Reply #37 on: November 06, 2014, 04:51:48 AM » |
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Press Control if you are a bad enough dude to rescue the president.
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« Reply #38 on: November 06, 2014, 05:17:58 AM » |
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Games have changed man. If this was made back in the day as a nintendo game, the funeral scene would be a platformer and you would have to run the whole way across the level and make it to the coffin in order to pay your respects. You'd have to dodge angry gravestones, other mourners, probably some crows flying by, maybe even be a skeleton or two rising from the grave that throw bones at you in an arc formation. then when you finally manage to make it to the coffin, you attempt to pay your respects but when you look inside you realize there's nothing in it. The body is in a different coffin. So you hop down a warp pipe, do it 7 more times and the game is over. See, back in those days games were actually HARD and took SKILL. You didn't have any of this "press F" to win the level nonsense. In those days, you didn't get luxuries like a machine gun to take out waves of enemies, you had to do it with your own bare shoes. And you definitely didn't have any of this compact disk stuff that you just stick the game in the console and it automatically works, you had to actually do WORK and blow on the cartage to play. For an old game, you had to blow your brains out if you wanted it to work. For these day's games, you want to blow your brains out when it does work. Games have changed man. QED.
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« Reply #39 on: November 06, 2014, 06:35:40 AM » |
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If this was made back in the day as a nintendo game |
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