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« on: March 13, 2015, 05:46:19 PM »

Ingredients:

Box of Nilla wafer
Jar of molasses or chocolate sauce
Jar of Marmite

1. Invite x number of friends over.
2. Spread molasses or chocolate on x-1 Nilla wafers (use less if chocolate)
3. Spread Marmite on one Nilla wafer (if using fudge, consider using Vegemite instead).
4. Place additional Nilla wafer on top of other Nilla wafers with spread to make Nilla wafer sandwiches.
5. Offer Nilla wafer sandwiches to friends.
6. Report results.
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« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2015, 07:38:02 PM »

Ingredients:

Box of Nilla wafer
Jar of molasses or chocolate sauce
Jar of Marmite

1. Invite x number of friends over.
2. Spread molasses or chocolate on x-1 Nilla wafers (use less if chocolate)
3. Spread Marmite on one Nilla wafer (if using fudge, consider using Vegemite instead).
4. Place additional Nilla wafer on top of other Nilla wafers with spread to make Nilla wafer sandwiches.
5. Offer Nilla wafer sandwiches to friends.
6. Report results.
What's Marmite?
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« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2015, 08:13:53 PM »

The bastard child of Nutella and Soy Sauce. Popular spread in the UK.

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« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2015, 07:38:06 AM »

Eating my own cooking is sufficiently risky already.

/ This is actually a lie, my cooking's gotten me into other people's pants.
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« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2015, 12:31:22 PM »

/ This is actually a lie, my cooking's gotten me into other people's pants.

I don't believe you.

On the other hand, getting me to cook anything is asking for trouble (OK, maybe I'm not a lethal chef, but risk of screwing up anything I don't usually make is extremely high... see: so-burnt-up-they-turned-coal toast because I had no idea for how long the slices had to be there (to be fair I figured it out after the first couple of slices...))
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« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2015, 01:01:15 PM »

i can't even buy any of that shit where i live

EDIT: other than chocolate sauce
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« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2015, 04:08:02 PM »

You can probably find equivalents (not necessarily the same thing, just something that fulfills the job for this purpose).

Maybe for the bad one you could make some sort of bean paste instead. As long as you can get some sort of beans (whichever fits best) it should be OK, right? =P (basically make the beans and then mash them... maybe add some oil to the mashing so it's less solid)

Of course there's always the risk of backfiring and the one who gets it actually enjoying it more than chocolate... the risk coming from the side effects inherent to eating beans (・×・)
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« Reply #7 on: March 15, 2015, 07:16:11 AM »

If I had the ingredients I'd do this in a heartbeat. Alternatively, you can do shot glasses of water, vodka, and vinegar. It produces an interesting mix of pre-drink expressions that run the spectrum between horror and revulsion. What's really great is you can always tell who got the water immediately afterwards but it is not immediately clear who got vodka and who got vinegar.
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« Reply #8 on: March 15, 2015, 07:19:54 AM »

If I had the ingredients I'd do this in a heartbeat. Alternatively, you can do shot glasses of water, vodka, and vinegar. It produces an interesting mix of pre-drink expressions that run the spectrum between horror and revulsion. What's really great is you can always tell who got the water immediately afterwards but it is not immediately clear who got vodka and who got vinegar.

Here's a better idea: everyone gets three glasses (about half full), one with water, one with vodka and one with rectified spirit (96% alcohol).

You drink two random glasses one after another.
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« Reply #9 on: March 15, 2015, 07:30:34 AM »

i can't even buy any of that shit where i live

EDIT: other than chocolate sauce
Same here.
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« Reply #10 on: March 15, 2015, 09:10:31 PM »

Reminds me of this "Bite the Bullet" chocolate thing, which I really want to try sometime (looks delicious):

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« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2015, 05:31:19 AM »

Here's a better idea: everyone gets three glasses (about half full), one with water, one with vodka and one with rectified spirit (96% alcohol).

You drink two random glasses one after another.

Calm down, Satan.
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« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2015, 03:36:11 AM »

I don't know what a Nilla wafer is Sad
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« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2015, 08:42:50 AM »

they are delicious. they're vanilla flavored wafer style cookies



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« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2015, 01:35:32 PM »

literally disgusted
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« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2015, 07:42:00 PM »

Stupid question: are Nilla wafers the kind of cookies that don't seem like anything special yet you end up eating the entire bag/box in a go before you even know? (I have seen such cookies before)
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« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2015, 08:19:41 PM »

That depends on who you ask. If you ask me, then yes.
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« Reply #17 on: March 24, 2015, 11:27:25 AM »

If I had the ingredients I'd do this in a heartbeat. Alternatively, you can do shot glasses of water, vodka, and vinegar. It produces an interesting mix of pre-drink expressions that run the spectrum between horror and revulsion. What's really great is you can always tell who got the water immediately afterwards but it is not immediately clear who got vodka and who got vinegar.

Here's a better idea: everyone gets three glasses (about half full), one with water, one with vodka and one with rectified spirit (96% alcohol).

You drink two random glasses one after another.

There's a drinking game I've seen where you have to find the "path" through a "maze" of shot glasses.  Most of the shot glasses contain water, but some have vodka (or some other clear spirit).  You have to make your way from one end of the "field" to the other, obviously trying to avoid drinking as much of the vodka as possible.
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« Reply #18 on: March 24, 2015, 01:19:51 PM »

The worst me and my friends did was jalapeño poppers... 90% made with just jalapeños, but one batch made with jalapeños and whole ghost peppers in the middle of the cheese. Had to eat them in one bite... they all smelled of the jalapeño so when you bit the ghost peppers... pain....
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« Reply #19 on: March 25, 2015, 04:29:09 AM »

Fun fact: ghost peppers have pungency comparable to pepper spray.
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