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« Reply #30 on: August 30, 2007, 12:08:35 PM » |
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.yes we will have to .that's a small price for eternal flesh  |
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« Reply #31 on: August 30, 2007, 12:24:27 PM » |
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.oopsies.
yeah, it uses the same engine... as hideous as that seems.
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« Reply #32 on: August 30, 2007, 01:18:33 PM » |
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I guess we are going to all have to start putting periods in front of our sentences now too.
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« Reply #33 on: August 30, 2007, 09:53:57 PM » |
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yeah, it uses the same engine... as hideous as that seems.
So, I guess Aquaria is going to revolve around green nipples too? |
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« Reply #34 on: August 30, 2007, 09:59:51 PM » |
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Fortunately (un-?), the green nipples are flesh-specific only.
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« Reply #35 on: August 30, 2007, 10:21:13 PM » |
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Damn I cannot even fathom what the rest of the game will be like... You ARE gonna be drunk for the rest of the game's development right?
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« Reply #36 on: August 30, 2007, 10:24:39 PM » |
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Yeah, don't let us down |
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« Reply #37 on: August 30, 2007, 10:34:47 PM » |
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Yessir! Which means this game will just be a sinkhole for alcohol money.  |
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« Reply #38 on: August 31, 2007, 01:27:23 PM » |
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Which means this game will just be a sinkhole for alcohol money. I dyslexically read that as ' skinhole for alcohol money,' giving everything new meaning :D |
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« Reply #39 on: August 31, 2007, 01:34:17 PM » |
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That skinhole for alcohol will have to be the last boss or something. O_o
...if the game ends up having bosses...
...which it won't...
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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2007, 05:19:31 AM » |
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BREAKING NEWS
Alec, the developer of ".flesh.", died last night in what appears to be a self-articide.
He was found face down on the floor in front of the dull flickering glow of an ancient CRT monitor, a bottle of Canadian Club Whiskey in one hand, and his own flaccid penis in the other. On the screen, the phrase "must touch it" was repeated exactly 99 times. A defiled copy of Final Fantasy 6 was found nearby.
It is believed that his materwork, ".flesh.", was what caused his brain to spontaneously erupt. The sheer artistic merit of the game is thought to be too much for the human brain to handle. Currently the code is being uploaded to Russian FTP servers in hopes that a cheap foreign development team will be able to make the game safe in time for the competition deadline.
All we can do now is hope...
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« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2007, 12:48:31 PM » |
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Good. We all hated that guy.
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« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2007, 01:52:22 PM » |
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Good. We all hated that guy.
Not as much as I did. |
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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2007, 03:06:39 PM » |
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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2007, 05:03:51 PM » |
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I wonder how many other deaths and RIP's we will get to see? :D
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