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« Reply #40 on: May 03, 2015, 02:15:15 PM »

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« Reply #41 on: May 03, 2015, 05:44:49 PM »

All you guys are novice philosophers.
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« Reply #42 on: May 03, 2015, 07:22:21 PM »

As opposed to, you know, pro league philosophers
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« Reply #43 on: May 03, 2015, 07:23:37 PM »

Meanwhile, from the shadows Paul Eres sips his tea and nods approvingly.


The Paul Eres experience.
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« Reply #44 on: May 04, 2015, 01:45:50 PM »

J snake philosophy at pro keyboard and mice level, What's his philosophy CPM?

I'm sure it's below Paul ERES
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« Reply #45 on: May 04, 2015, 10:04:47 PM »





paul eres helped me fight

I used to have a shrine with all my Indie heros in a box under my bed, I had Jon Blow, Edmund, Phil, Derek, everyone that inspired me back then.
I would print out the portraits of people I admired from indiegames.com and gamasautra and place them on my bionicles
I could make each one of them come alive to me and would read the tweets they sent to each eachother and read them out as if they were talking to me
I didnt have friends back though with them
but with my indie bionicles I never felt alone.

But there was one figure that I could never make alive,
the figure I wanted most of all
Paul Eres

Eventually the indieBionicles and I were inseperatable
At recess Kids would approach me. Asking me to hang out with them after school.
they said they just bought halo 2
I told them "Gamers are the worse"
They punched me in return

I prayed to the indieBionicles to help me out, but most of all I prayed to paul.
Be my guardian angel again paul. I said, defend me in hour of need.

The kids laughed at me,
"Paul eres? "they said
Damian their leader turned his cap backwards
"Paul" said damian "I am at least twice the man Paul is"
the rest of the kids laughed
"Paul is four times the man you are Damian"

Thats what I wanted to say, but paul wouldnt do that so I wouldnt either.
I was about to give up but I spotted someone I knew in the window

it was paul. He was here. He was with me the whole time.
Paul had a smile only paul could give
I know you kids learnt this violent behaviour from a french book" paul said to the children
Paul turned to me and spoke with a wink
this is precisely a model of why Anarchy should be adopted as a model for society


paul took me into his arms carrying me home
I wanted to thank paul
but paul placed his finger on his lips to silence me.
paul said there was no need for those who believe in the sprirt of Rinkuhero

its been 7 months since paul held me

as paul held me I knew one thing

I had an Immortal Defense
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« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2015, 11:21:58 PM »


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« Reply #47 on: May 05, 2015, 05:32:30 AM »

J snake philosophy at pro keyboard and mice level, What's his philosophy CPM?
You are browsing way too much internet to understand, collecting quantities of blurry facts.
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« Reply #48 on: May 05, 2015, 12:46:29 PM »

a true pro philosopher would understand that all facts are blurry and interdependent
the only hard fact is that there's existence
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« Reply #49 on: May 05, 2015, 01:05:50 PM »

you don't exist, it's only a mass-energy-space-time continuum everything is illusion pattern among pattern above pattern ... yes everything is procedural EVERYTHING ask your dna about your souls Cool
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« Reply #50 on: May 05, 2015, 01:27:39 PM »

a true pro philosopher would understand that all facts are blurry and interdependent
It's just another blurry statement.
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« Reply #51 on: May 05, 2015, 01:30:53 PM »

im paul eres
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« Reply #52 on: May 05, 2015, 01:36:37 PM »

no u r pretty smart
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« Reply #53 on: May 05, 2015, 01:52:43 PM »

nothing can truly be known

except paul eres
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« Reply #54 on: May 05, 2015, 02:01:15 PM »

Listen guys, J-Snake's philosophy is better and truer than ours! There's just no point in arguing with him!
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« Reply #55 on: May 05, 2015, 03:11:54 PM »

a true pro philosopher would understand that all facts are blurry and interdependent
the only hard fact is that there's existence

This is bullshit and it's wrong and I'm gonna yell at you now
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« Reply #56 on: May 05, 2015, 03:23:00 PM »

As far as we know, Paul Eres himself could be lurking on this very forum right now  Who, Me?  My Word!
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« Reply #57 on: May 05, 2015, 03:53:25 PM »

a true pro philosopher would understand that all facts are blurry and interdependent
the only hard fact is that there's existence

This is bullshit and it's wrong and I'm gonna yell at you now
prove it empirically
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« Reply #58 on: May 05, 2015, 04:18:28 PM »

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« Reply #59 on: May 05, 2015, 10:33:27 PM »

a true pro philosopher would understand that all facts are blurry and interdependent
the only hard fact is that there's existence

This is bullshit and it's wrong and I'm gonna yell at you now
prove it empirically

I don't need to I can use logic
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