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« on: August 31, 2007, 06:48:49 AM » |
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Here's an exclusive sneak peak on my upcoming B-Game greatness. It's called SM Word. It has the most amazingly realistic graphics ever. Seriously, it looks like the real thing. Just look at this screenshot:  The game features:- Realistic graphics
- Game Design by Bill Gates (or whom ever designed Microsoft Word)
- Innovative yet intuitive way of using your keyboard and microphone
Here's how you play the game:As can be seen in the screenshot you have to type in the phrase "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" over and over and over again. Every time you finish the sentence you get points. But there will be these error messages that pop up from time to time. And to continue writing you have to get rid of them. And you can only close them by shouting (preferably cursing) and banging your keyboard with your fists. Eventually the error messages will spawn so numerously that the program crashes and you'll be scored on your performance. The game will be released tomorrow. And yeah, it requires a microphone. Download the game The game is out now, download it from here: SM_Word.zip (1,0 Mb) |
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Alex May
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2007, 07:01:49 AM » |
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:D Hang on, I've already got Word installed  |
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2007, 07:20:02 AM » |
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But SM Word has much less error messages and is generally more user friendly than Microsoft Word  |
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« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2007, 07:51:08 AM » |
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Hoooooooooooooooly shit~!!! :D 
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« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2007, 08:09:20 AM » |
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But that's not a 'proper' game, it's a SIMULATOR! :D
I am looking forward to trying it! (however, I'll bang my table, not my keyboard)
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« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2007, 09:39:48 AM » |
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Yeah, I cannot be held responsible if you manage to destroy your keyboard playing this game There's a special keyboard banging detection algorithm there, but I think banging your table works just as well (I think the microphone will detect that also). But banging your keyboard has that special built in satisfaction... And I should probably dub this as the "Word Simulator". I think it would be a much better and more describing name than "SM Word". |
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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2007, 09:32:42 AM » |
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The game is out now. You can download it from here: SM_Word.zip (1,0 Mb) And here's couple of more screenshots:    |
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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2007, 10:52:08 AM » |
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I only made it to 3000 before it booted me :D Great stuff! I wish I had a microphone though  |
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2007, 12:26:13 PM » |
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I actually had some of my family downstairs get curious as to what I was ranting about. '****ing Word!' turned out to be a decent enough excuse.
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2007, 01:39:08 PM » |
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Great stuff! I wish I had a microphone though I had to go and buy myself a microphone to do this game in the first place I actually had some of my family downstairs get curious as to what I was ranting about. '****ing Word!' turned out to be a decent enough excuse.
LOL. I wish I had come up it such a great excuse. I had to go around and tell everyone that if there's some loud shouting coming from my room, that means that I'm testing this new game I'm creating. |
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2007, 03:37:55 PM » |
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This is a really authentic experience. The most fun part is, when other peaple wonder what you are getting so mad about.
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2007, 05:49:29 PM » |
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this game actually had me in tears. OF JOY! |
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2007, 07:46:36 PM » |
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lol at first i thought "SM" in the title was for sadist/massicist givent he nature of the program, i just realised that it's MS backwards :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2007, 12:37:45 AM » |
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LOL! I never realised that :D Seriously I thought exactly the same, that it was a S&M thing.
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« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2007, 03:55:13 AM » |
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The name is a double entendre. So both of the interpretations are correct.
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« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2007, 06:41:33 AM » |
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Great Game. I had some weird auto-fire because all pop-ups closed auto-magically. I wish someone would have told me it was only a simulator because now I've uninstalled Word 2007 on all machines at work.  |
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« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2007, 07:16:58 AM » |
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I had some weird auto-fire because all pop-ups closed auto-magically.
Did you have some music playing in the background? Or was the room you where you were playing filled with noise? Both of these can cause the auto-fire effect. |
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« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2007, 08:00:21 AM » |
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Maybe he's one of those bomb guys from Serious Sam? Or maybe he's Henry Rollins? |
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« Reply #18 on: September 03, 2007, 01:53:53 PM » |
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I don't have a microphone but so far the game has still proven very fun! I think you should market this as anger management!
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« Reply #19 on: September 03, 2007, 01:54:32 PM » |
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I had the same 'autofire' problem. I have a mostly-broken headset-mic thingy.
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