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« on: July 03, 2015, 12:14:36 PM »

"It's just not the same," says 10 year old Billy "xXx_mLg420_xXx" Wilson in between rude remarks about my mother's chastity and my sexual orientation, "fighting robots and corporate police just isn't anywhere near as satisfying as slaughtering racist interpretations of Muslims."

"I'm really not sure I like the direction this series is going" stated the child whose mother clearly didn't understand the meaning of 'rated M for mature'.

Billy later mentioned that "at least there are a lot of cool new weapons and gear in multiplayer", which he proceeded to use once before going back to sniper rifle and claymores.

(so, yeah, I had an idea for a satire article; what do you think?)
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2015, 06:39:15 AM »

I don't think children would care about controversy lol. Sorry, but maybe change your characters?
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« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2015, 07:40:31 AM »

hmm, maybe I'll write one about "New Assassin's Creed Game Contains Dissapointing Lack of Sexism"
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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2015, 02:19:05 AM »

That's a pretty good one. I can imagine a few players having complaints about that, alto they mightn not be able to phrase it that way them selves. Bonus points for a HBTQ-angle to it (it would make them furious for some unknown reason).
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2015, 08:53:19 AM »

That's a pretty good one. I can imagine a few players having complaints about that, alto they mightn not be able to phrase it that way them selves. Bonus points for a HBTQ-angle to it (it would make them furious for some unknown reason).
sorry, but what's an 'HBTQ-angle' ?
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2015, 09:20:04 AM »

Too obvious for satire IMO.
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« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2015, 12:05:01 PM »

That's a pretty good one. I can imagine a few players having complaints about that, alto they mightn not be able to phrase it that way them selves. Bonus points for a HBTQ-angle to it (it would make them furious for some unknown reason).
sorry, but what's an 'HBTQ-angle' ?
Ops. I mean LGBTQ. Apparently the HBTQ acronym is only used in Sweden.
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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2015, 08:49:21 AM »

Ops. I mean LGBTQ. Apparently the HBTQ acronym is only used in Sweden.
Ohhh ok.


On a side note, maybe I could try satire along the lines the developers here would get, like:

"Indie Game Developer Worried Character's Head Might Not Be Big Enough"
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"Twelve Year Old Developer Plans To Be 'Bigger Than Notch'"
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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2015, 09:57:58 AM »

Sounds like an indie version of the onion. I like the onion.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2015, 05:27:28 AM »

Sounds like an indie version of the onion. I like the onion.
Exactly
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2015, 09:53:36 AM »

circlejerk me harder
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2015, 10:21:51 AM »

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