You: It's bed time here...
You: and my mommy is gone.
Stranger: im in brasil
You: So she can't tell me a story....
You: Will you tell me one?
You: I can't get to sleep without one.
You: How's it start?
Stranger: two men go into a garage
Stranger: and start undressing
Stranger: one bends over
Stranger: and the other takes out a big spanner
Stranger: to work on the body
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: he inserts it fully
Stranger: and wrenches backwards and forward
You: On the car?
Stranger: there is a spillage
Stranger: lots of fluid on the floor
Stranger: it's sticky
You: Uh huh.
Stranger: cant tell what it is
Stranger: no i dont think oil is white
Stranger: then mommy comes home
Stranger: and looks for her husband
You: Uh huh
Stranger: he says im coming
Stranger: (but the bastard already had)
You: is that the story?
Stranger: the end
You: Hi. Wanna chat?
Stranger: give me your babies first
You: I have no babbies
Stranger: first baby then
You: not my firstborn
Stranger: wanna make some then?
You: darn you rumpelstiltsken
Stranger: lets face it
Stranger: one of us is going to disconnect
You: not me, at least.
Stranger: unlucky then
Stranger: Where have you been?
You: bowling with the guys
You: you know
You: *makes a bowling motion*
Stranger: Bullshit mister, I can smell the beer from here
Stranger: Dinner's gone cold again
You: well, i had some drinks
Stranger: I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS
You: is that so bad?
You: LIKE HELL YOU CANT
You: i work
You: every day
You: 6 to 8
Stranger: YOU'RE ALWAYS DRINKING
You: what do you think i am going to do
You: HOW DO I GET RID OF THE STRESS
You: YOU JUST MAKE IT WORSE
You: your a HORRIBLE LOVER
You: and a HORRIBLE WIFE
You: all you do is COMPLAIN
Stranger: THIS IS OVER
Stranger: How are you
You: What are you doing home so late, huh?
You: I made your favorite food
You: and you come home at 11?
Stranger: Why, thanks honey
You: Where were you?
Stranger: Well I was gonna call..
Stranger: No where just...
Stranger: You know
Stranger: At some buddy...
You: Just what?
You: Some buddy?
You: Who is this buddy?
Stranger: Yeah, you know
You: You know.
Stranger: Mr ... Smith
You: You haven't been so nice to me lately.
You: Smith, eh?
Stranger: I think.. you've met him?
You: Why'd you pause?
You: Trying to remember his last name?
You: Why introduce him by last name, huh?
You: He's a buddy.
You: Isn't he?
Stranger: You wouldn't understand anyway!
Stranger: Leave it alone
You: Would understand what!
Stranger: You are always yelling me around !
You: I just want us to CONNECT more.
Stranger: I can't take it anymore
You: We need to be together!
You: I still love you.
You: But you don't show that to me anymore!
You: I never get reciprocation!
Stranger: I'm trying to honey... But it's all so complicated.. With all the work
You: I know.
You: I know.
Stranger: I'm trying to pay our rents as well! It's just too much
You: We can get through it.
Stranger: You think we can?
You: Is that beer?
Stranger: .... no
You: Were you drinking?
You: You know how that makes me feel.
You: I'm not mad.
Stranger: Oh come on honey
Stranger: Just a couple of beers
You: I just want you to be more careful.
Stranger: Wasn't that much
You: I don't want you to be arrested!
You: We already have to pay debts
Stranger: I... I just needed a little break..
You: and if you got arrested
Stranger: I know honey.. I'm sorry
You: It's okay.
Stranger: ..I love you...
You: You going to have some Pasta?
You: I can microwave it real fast.
Stranger: Sure, I'm a bit hungry
You: Welcome to 'Quiz Me Quick'!
You: I am your host, Stranger!
You: And today, we have you as a contestant!
You: Now, Stranger, where are you from?
You: *holds mic out*
You: And what is your job there?
You: *holds mic out*
You: Let us begin the game!
You: You have five questions to answer!
You: History, Science, Math, Writing, and Trivia!
You: Pick what category you want to start with!
You: Now, the questions must be answered in 30 seconds.
You: So work fast!
You: Now, we will randomly select your question!
You: *deet deeet deeeet deeeeet*
You: What are the seven wonders of the ancient world?
You: you are running out of time!
You: You didn't get it.
Stranger: too many
You: The answers were...
You: Great Pyramid.
You: Hanging Gardens of Babylon
You: Statue of Zeus at Olympia
You: Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
You: Mausoleum of Maussollos at Halicarnassus
You: Colossus of Rhodes
You: Lighthouse of Alexandria
You: and Ishtar Gate is also acceptable
You: If you had gotten four of these
Stranger: too ancient
You: you still would have been qualified.
You: You only need to get 3 out of 5 to win!
You: So, choose your next category.
You: Math, Writing, Science, and Trivia
You: randomly selecting...
You: We have it!
You: Da Vinci wrote in an... odd way.
You: How did he write?
You: 30 seconds
Stranger: im no good at this game
You: *dun dun*
Stranger: what is tho-
You: he wrote SDRAWKCAB
Stranger: did not know that existed
You: Math, Science, and Writin.
You: Your choice!
You: If you lose this
You: you won't be a winner.
You: But you will still have been on our show!
You: Choose wisely.
You: This is about books.
You: Are you sure you want to choose this one?
Stranger: at least ill learn something about book
You: What is the best selling book of all time?
You: 30 seconds.
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: nice ?
You: 2 seconds to spare!
You: excellent job
You: you have left...
You: and Science
You: if you lose either
You: you have no chance to win.
You: A box and whisker plot requires 5 numbers, also called the 5 Number Summary.
You: What are the name of thse numbers?
You: You missed it.
You: The answers were:
You: Lowest Extreme, Lower Quartile, Median, Upper Quartile, and Upper Extreme.
You: Stranger, that was a fabulous game of 'Quiz Me Quick'
You: I hope you have a great day!
You: You sure made mine!