General is suffering under the colonial burden of THREAD POLLUTION!!!
Gentleman, it is time for us to do battle with this steam powered threat, and BREAK THE STEAM PIPE OF ITS OPPRESSION!!!
As a long time fighter of thread pollution (you may remember the classic "post funny shit here" thread), this new wave of "spam" must be defeated, so the weak, yet wise threads that come here may see sunlight and grow into the beautiful flowers that they are.
BUT THERE ARE THINGS WE WANT TO SAY!!! AND THREADS ARE FOR SAYING THINGS!!!
This is why THREAD POLLUTION
is such a cunning menace...it knows our weakness...
But gentlemen, I KNOW ITS WEAKNESS!!! THIS THREAD!!!
Post here, tell your short stories, ask your small questions, FIGHT THE POWER!!!
EDIT: Just to be clear, the bold caps are for comedic effect, hilarious shouting, not mean shouting.