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« Reply #14370 on: February 21, 2013, 10:50:51 PM »

GLORIOUS GOOGLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

http://chrome.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-chromebook-pixel-for-whats-next.html

Are you looking to blow $1300 on a piece of shit, but already own a macbook pro? Well we at google have the solution for you: the Chomebook Pixel!

The Pixel is running on a blazingly fast Intel Core i5 processor, making your web-browsing experience even faster than ever before!

We packed the Pixel with a screen with TONS of fucking pixels (who knew!). With a screen resolution of  2560x1440 on a 13 inch screen, we even got those sellouts at Apple jerking off over our pixel density!

The Pixel employs the latest in turn key buzzword solutions to solve the problem of storage. In order to compensate for the 32gb solid state drive that ships with the Pixel, you can store your documents and porn in the Cloud, via Google Drive.(you are assigned 1 TB of free storage for 3 years)

With the power of the Cloud at your side, now even grandma can struggle to download pictures of her grandchildren from facebook due to database outages!

One of the most attractive features of the Pixel is that it's loaded with Google's latest operating system - ChomeOS. What does ChromeOS do, you ask?

ChomeOS can't:
-Run Windows, OSX, or Linux programs.
-Be used to play any sort of PC games with the exclusion of farmville.
-Be used as a programming environment unless you SSH into a real computer.
-Be used as a design environment because it can't run photoshop or sony vegas.
-Store any kind of data locally, all of your information is in our Cloud.
-Surf the internet using browser that doesn't track sites you visit in the web.
-Watch movies from a DVD because it doesn't have a disc drive.
-Access the internet without a wifi connection (you can access the internet anywhere if you pay us 30 dollars a month for a 4G line)

There you have it folks. The Google Pixel is truly the latest, greatest, and most advanced in netbook technology. If plan on wasting 1300 dollars on another useless tech toy and contributing to the culture of wasteful consumerism that ruined the country, stop looking at that macbook and buy a Google Pixel today! We hope you'll be part of our advertising network soon.
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« Reply #14371 on: February 22, 2013, 12:05:33 AM »

GLORIOUS GOOGLE HAS DONE IT AGAIN

http://chrome.blogspot.com/2013/02/the-chromebook-pixel-for-whats-next.html

you can store your documents and porn in the Cloud, via Google Drive.(you are assigned 1 TB of free storage for 3 years)


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_qlPcqQsTYQ
Now that's how you do PR damage control, false start, sleep, readjustment.
I particularly appreciate or they carefully use new wording to avoid the drama they had by empowering the character. Now is the game any good?
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« Reply #14372 on: February 22, 2013, 04:27:12 AM »

You can get a decent laptop for that much that has a graphics card and harddrive.
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« Reply #14373 on: February 22, 2013, 07:11:30 AM »

I spent $250 on a Chromebook, totally worth it.  Spending $1300 on one sounds fucking ridiculous.
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« Reply #14374 on: February 22, 2013, 08:02:52 AM »

Anyone else agree that this "Harlem Shake" thing around Youtube is utterly stupid?
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« Reply #14375 on: February 22, 2013, 08:06:18 AM »

It's better than most memes. I don't really care I just don't watch the videos. Baauer is a dope producer, I was all over that track when it dropped... about a year ago lol.
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« Reply #14376 on: February 22, 2013, 08:10:30 AM »

Anyone else agree that this "Harlem Shake" thing around Youtube is utterly stupid?
seems like it
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« Reply #14377 on: February 22, 2013, 08:19:09 AM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDk_D-lUFcI
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« Reply #14378 on: February 22, 2013, 10:11:31 AM »

empowering the character

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« Reply #14379 on: February 22, 2013, 10:50:28 AM »

at least that shows they know what tomb raider is really about
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« Reply #14380 on: February 22, 2013, 11:13:04 AM »

Who's the dick who left the polished down, pointed stick there?

Men. >_>
 
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« Reply #14381 on: February 22, 2013, 01:26:30 PM »

thats fucking gross as hell why would you ever put that in a trailer
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« Reply #14382 on: February 22, 2013, 01:30:20 PM »


Obligatory image response:

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« Reply #14383 on: February 22, 2013, 01:38:19 PM »


no

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« Reply #14384 on: February 22, 2013, 01:42:45 PM »

The life wouldn't be this interesting if everything we did was OK.
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