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« on: April 28, 2009, 05:17:46 PM »

(You all probably know how this works: I'll draw some people doing stuff, you tell me what they should do next, repeat ad infinium. Have fun!)



You are BUCKY SWASH, pirate extraordinaire and licensed surveyor of booty. It is a relatively calm day. The floorboards creak underneath you as your ship sways with the salty Caribbean breeze. 

What will you do?
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 05:20:37 PM »

get drunk.

I mean, go on an adventure. That's probably a better idea.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2009, 07:22:38 PM »

Check if the chest is locked (it most likely is)
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2009, 07:26:51 PM »

Jump out one of the portholes. You always wondered if you'd fit through one.
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2009, 07:32:17 PM »

Open the trap door.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2009, 07:37:22 PM »

Retrieve ears.

I'm sorry but I just had to.

(If nobody knows what I'm referencing, look up MS Paint Adventures on Google)
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2009, 07:43:46 PM »

yes, yes, what inan said: do chest shit.
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« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2009, 08:50:30 PM »

On whose chest?
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2009, 01:56:49 AM »

use bucky swash with salty breeze
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2009, 02:37:52 AM »

/search pockets for anything interesting, in case of no pockets take off pants.

/boogie
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2009, 02:53:16 AM »

Check if the chest is locked (it most likely is)
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2009, 03:08:44 AM »

Open the trapdoor, push the chest down, see if the fall cracks it open.
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2009, 04:11:38 AM »

You decide to check the chest. Surprisingly, you forgot to leave it locked today.



Inside the chest are some of your prized possessions: Your trusty EYEPATCH, some FAKE EARS, a PARCHMENT of some sort, and a BOWLING BALL. There are also some NAILS at the bottom.
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2009, 04:19:22 AM »

NAIL the FAKE EARS to the BOWLING BALL, put EYEPATCH on BOWLING BALL WITH NAILED FAKE EARS and awaken your magical voodoo smart-mouthed sidekick.
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2009, 04:26:05 AM »

NAIL the FAKE EARS to the BOWLING BALL, put EYEPATCH on BOWLING BALL WITH NAILED FAKE EARS and awaken your magical voodoo smart-mouthed sidekick.
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And check POCKETS, and in case of no POCKETS take off PANTS.
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 06:21:35 AM »

Sing a song about drinking rum and living a pirate life.

Then throw the bowling ball out the porthole.
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 06:25:43 AM »

Affix eyepatch to face, for more authenticity.
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 06:44:42 AM »

Nail the Bowling Ball to Hammock, put Eyepatch on Fake Ears, and inhale Salty Breeze™.

Also check pockets, in case of no pockets take off pants.
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 10:07:16 AM »

NAIL the FAKE EARS to the BOWLING BALL, put EYEPATCH on BOWLING BALL WITH NAILED FAKE EARS and awaken your magical voodoo smart-mouthed sidekick.
+1

And check POCKETS, and in case of no POCKETS take off PANTS.

I agree with everything that's been said here.
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 10:43:32 AM »

Nail the Bowling Ball to Hammock, put Eyepatch on Fake Ears, and inhale Salty Breeze™.

Also check pockets, in case of no pockets take off pants.

What he said.

And read the parchment.

If it contains a Zork/Colossal Cave reference, say "Xyzzy". Or do something funny.
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