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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2009, 06:21:35 AM » |
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Sing a song about drinking rum and living a pirate life.
Then throw the bowling ball out the porthole.
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2009, 06:25:43 AM » |
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Affix eyepatch to face, for more authenticity.
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2009, 06:44:42 AM » |
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Nail the Bowling Ball to Hammock, put Eyepatch on Fake Ears, and inhale Salty Breeze™.
Also check pockets, in case of no pockets take off pants.
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No Signs of a break-in. Whoever did this was a pro.
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2009, 10:07:16 AM » |
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NAIL the FAKE EARS to the BOWLING BALL, put EYEPATCH on BOWLING BALL WITH NAILED FAKE EARS and awaken your magical voodoo smart-mouthed sidekick.
+1 And check POCKETS, and in case of no POCKETS take off PANTS. I agree with everything that's been said here. |
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« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2009, 10:43:32 AM » |
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Nail the Bowling Ball to Hammock, put Eyepatch on Fake Ears, and inhale Salty Breeze™.
Also check pockets, in case of no pockets take off pants.
What he said. And read the parchment. If it contains a Zork/Colossal Cave reference, say "Xyzzy". Or do something funny. |
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« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2009, 01:19:21 PM » |
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Sail towards left thumb
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Piranha
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« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2009, 01:27:48 PM » |
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Check trapdoor.
Also, you're quite the artist.
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Lurk
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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2009, 02:40:34 PM » |
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check trapdoor? This is adventure, damn it, open trapdoor! 
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« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2009, 03:50:46 PM » |
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check trapdoor? This is adventure, damn it, open trapdoor! You're not thinking adventure game-ey enough. If I want to go down through a trap door, I'll use the quickest possible phrase understood by the parser. d |
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« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2009, 06:02:29 PM » |
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introduce yourself and ask to join him. you learn it's a pirate game. and, hence, the story literally repeats itself.
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« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2009, 06:46:37 PM » |
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Start backseat gaming him.
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Alec S.
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« Reply #28 on: April 29, 2009, 07:01:46 PM » |
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Keep eyes out for ship's janitor, as he's probably the main character of this game.
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« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2009, 09:41:51 PM » |
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apply racial tolerance to golliwog fruit
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