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[Renton]

Aah! First cucumbers, now stabby stabby! And somebody wants to kill me!?
Why would anyone want to kill me!? I never did anything to you people!

Uuh. Uh. Jstckr seems suspicious. So does Rob. And v21 is trying to kill me! I'm so confused! AAAAH! WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?

*whimper* This is all too much. I'm just gonna vote for v21. *sob*

[jimmykane]

egads! All this talk... so... vacuous! Enough to put a lady right off you all!

What, sirs? But I am a lady! Seriously! Don't look so surprised! It's true!
My burden reminds me every day of the way I am, but it's not my fault! You're all to blame! You made me this way! These monsters were wrought through your negligence!

*becomes hysterical*

*points at skaldicpoet9, then jstckr, then v21, then jstckr, then genericuser, then v21*

So... confused...

*points at jstckr*

(I assume you will take this as a vote for jstckr.)

[skaldicpoet9]

Hmph, so be it. One story is as good as another. I have my eye on you William, And Jstckr as well. If you really had a power Jstckr as minor as it may be it is not beneficial to have anyone dead that can give us even the slightest advantage. It does make you very suspicious as to what your true allegiances are, us or those that lurk about us 

[jstckr]

No, you bum. Where the fuck did you people learn logics? After this shit is over, I'll move to someplace with clever people. Sickening!

I don't know if I should really spell it out for you turds. I'm not a friend of explaining every move. And the problem is that the bad guys listen, too. But whatever, you guys are behaving like dumb stones.
Why did I tell about my powers? Because, dipshits, this is the only way to not die by being voted off. But you idiots are either fucking idiotic or fall for the bad guys' reasoning too easily. I mean, there's people who want to kill me for having a good, but unimportant power. Why the fuck do you let this shit pass?

By telling you guys about my power, I've jumped ahead. I know I've been pressuring genericuser since day 1, and I know you guys would wonder about it. So I jumped ahead, told you guys about me in a similar way I expected genericuser to defend himself if he had actual reason to defend himself (it doesn't seem like it). Also, by telling you guys about me I expected someone to check me out tonight. Then he could confirm on me the following day and we'd be one step further. Doesn't look like that's gonna happen. My gosh, you fuckers are a disgrace.

The one thing you guys have got to realize that there is no fucking evidence, and that your attempts to "analyze" people's "motives" and "behaviours" doesn't lead to shit just now. You can use that when you're still alive in four to five days and have a history of people' behaviours.
The only good way is to jump at someone and see if he has something to hide.

[rob]

Now that Jscktr is talking pretty logically I repeal my vote. Plus he seems to be in the same foul mood as me.

Instead I vote PF becuase no one's voting for him.

[Nitro Crate]

Hmph. I may as well vote as you people do. I don't want people to think my fashion sense is bad.

Clearly v21 is the best looking.

[v21]

...buggery...

Well, I'm not evil. Not sure what that assurance counts for. I'm just tryna play this game as hard as I can. Like I said, the quiet survive, and I guess I haven't been the most quiet. But (not that there's any proof of anyone's status) I have been tryna pick holes in people's arguments, tryna come up with better ones. I've not been leading a bandwagon, nor have I quietly slipped on one I know to be mistaken. The town benefits from decent analysis done in the public, and that's what I've been trying to provide. (And was planning on providing once there was voting patterns to watch: http://spreadsheets.google.com/ccc?key=rsUopjSV57c7sG28m5STzKw ). I don't see how this open discussion would benefit the cucumber-munchers: they have private places to whisper about such things, and it's in their interests to keep the town dumb and panicky.

Basically, vote for me if you want, but if I have to go, at least give me a reason. Better'n me being a "big old meanie-pants mcpoopenheimer". _{(Not that that isn't, admittedly, true...)}

Oh, and while I haven't necessarily changed my mind on jstckr, I wanna live.

[Blademasterbobo]

  Current Tally:
    - PF - I
    - v21 - IIII
    - Rob - III
    - jstckr - IIII I
    - NitroCrate - I
    - genericuser - I

Small note, if you're voting for someone just because they have no votes, that's pretty much the same as voting for yourself... so if you must, just vote for yourself. 

The day will end in an hour or two.

[jstckr]

Screw you guys, srsly.

[rob]

If I vote for myself I'd die. Moron.

[Caio]

I do not feel I have enough evidence to vote for someone's death. Therefore, I shall vote for myself, Caio, and hope this horrible matter is settled by sunrise...

[Xion]

(HEY GUYS I'M BACK. What day is it so I can change the thread title? Just 1?)

[rob]

(yup)

[Xion]

The sun glides from its heavenly perch to the earth in a magnificent display of reds, pinks, and oranges. The townsfolk have no time to admire the sunset however, as they have business to attend to.
"JSTCKR!" call out the townsfolk. "COME OUT!"
Shaking, jstckr steps forward. A noose has been awkwardly put together from old rope. It seems no one knows how to tie a slipknot. Jstckr walks up to it over a makeshift platform and, after wiping off the inside of the noose with a handkerchief, places his head in the loop.
"It's too loose!" exclaims the condemned man, still shaking. "I...I demand it be tightened to fit! I demand it be--"
The platform is kicked out from under him. Despite the loose-fitting noose his head manages to stay in the loop...for a moment. After a few seconds he slips out of the rope and tumbles to the ground, but the damage has been done - his neck snapped immediately upon dropping. The crowd has already dispersed, however, all headed back home for an uneasy night's sleep.

1: The Rentonator
2: The disGuise
3: The Sticky J [Lynched Day 1]
4: The Frez
5: The Poet of Skald
6: The User most Generic
7: The Tanning Parlor
8: The Luke, as is.
9: The Cheat
10: The Kane of Jim
11: The 21st Version
12: The Cai...oh.
13: The Palest Fox
14: The Inane One
15: The War of Boods
16: The Robber
17: The Xote
18: The Broom
19: The Ninja
20: The Bin
21: The Explosive Barrel
22: The Xion [Face Stabbed]
23: The Master of Bobo [Cucumber]

Night 1 BEGIN

I notice that, according to Bobo's vote count (which I went by), that five people did not vote. I will hunt down you five people should you fail to vote again and my faceless, gutless corpse will haunt you at all hours until you stop sucking. 

Also I notice that Bobo himself hasn't been online for a couple days. Dunno what's up with that. If'n he doesn't respond to his night-actioneers then just PM me instead, 'kay?

[Melly]

(Just wanted to drop in and say that I'm telling Derek about the inability to do batch PM's to several people at once. So that will probably be solved very soon. )