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[Xion]

(Your help is much appreciated, Melly. Still no sign of Bobo. I'll be sending his PMs tonight. Night will end sometime tomorrow.)

[Xion]

Day breaks, and the town gathers under a still, cloudless sky. Ill at ease from the happenings of late, the townsfolk decide it best to do a quick headcount and, alas, genericuser and Caio are found missing. A quick search turns up Caio, dead in his bed, which now more resembles a bathtub filled with blood than any decent matress. His eyes are gone and his throat is cut deeply and brutally. His hands are sliced nearly clean off, attached by little more than a flap of skin and some gristly tendons. The muscles in his legs are bunched up in a disturbing pile, his achilles tendon cut clean through.

"Oh, no!" someone whispers. "If only the dead could speak and tell us who was doing these horrible acts!"

As if in reply Caio's mouth opens and blood pours out - accompanied by the foul stench of death. He is tonguless.

Someone vomits.

Meanwhile the search for genericuser finds him nowhere. Until someone looks up. There, skewered on the church's cross above the Bobocumber, is a giant stick of celery wearing genericuser's trademark monogrammed sweater.

It looks delicious.


1: The Rentonator
2: The disGuise
3: The Sticky J [Lynched Day 1]
4: The Frez
5: The Poet of Skald
6: The User most Generic[Celery]
7: The Tanning Parlor
8: The Luke, as is.
9: The Cheat
10: The Kane of Jim
11: The 21st Version
12: The Cai...oh.[Throat Slit]
13: The Palest Fox
14: The Inane One
15: The War of Boods
16: The Robber
17: The Xote
18: The Broom
19: The Ninja
20: The Bin
21: The Explosive Barrel
22: The Xion [Face Stabbed]
23: The Master of Bobo [Cucumber]

Day 2 BEGIN

[Inane]

shishkebab?
time to revise theoriesCaio blood sauce on veggie kebab?

I propose we dispose of Caio's body, so that it may not _{be used as a condiment}.
Okay, how about, we force feed the late Caio to mister Jimmykane?


Oh and I vote we lynch Cheater

[Cheater‽]

Well, it seems there are no vegetarian werewolves with knives at least.

Also I vote we don't lynch Cheater.

[frezned]

Oh Inane, you are just too funny! I love how you're crazy and talk in that weird voice!

And you're so bold!! Jstckr gets lynched yesterday - *stifles a tear* - because he accused people with no evidence, and here's you not even suggesting you have any! Just - "I'm awake, Caio and genericuser are out of the act, sha-zam! Finger pointed at Cheater!"

So cool. Just like Samuel L Jackson!

[rob]

I find this turn of events sorta unsettling. Nothing major though. I've seen worse.

frezned, man, don't jump the gun so quickly with your accusations. All will reveal itself in due time. Til then, tea anyone?

Wake me up from my nap of anything happens.

[frezned]

:O I would never accuse Inane ever!

I meant to say - given that he knows how we feel about baseless accusations, he would not make one without serious motivation!

Inane is an oracle!! He knows who the killers and vegetablers are! THE TOWN IS SAAAAVED!! 

[rob]

That's pretty cool, man.

[Inane]

I'll vote for someone logically if I have a reason to, but without proper reason I'm relying on the words of others, and relying on that will make me susceptible to _{manipulation by dangerous parties}.
^{Cheater didn't give much of a} reason not to vote for him But I don't think he is guilty.
Anyway, I'm changing my votes to feeding Caio to v21 and lynching Jimmykane

[jimmykane]

Me? I'm just an innocent. Sweet old Jemima Kane, minding her own business, and trying to do the good work of the lord, even though he cursed me with these monstrous burdens upon my body.

I don't hate him for it, and I don't hate you for voting for me, Inane, but I'll need to be defending myself. I don't even like vegetables - that probably ex-ac-er-ma-ba-ted my problem when I was a kid!

[William Broom]

Inane, it seems ridiculous that you want to force someone to eat Caio. You don't have to be a vegetarian to be revolted by a festering human corpse, do you?

In fact, for throwing around baseless accusations and silly plans, I'm going to vote for Inane.

[fraxcell]

Damn it, those vegetable werewolves have done it again. I hate celery. Next time they should do something with a little taste, like a carrot 

[Bood_War]

Inane seems rather suspicious to me.

[Inane]

Hey hey now, what's all this? Baseless accusations? _{I'm trying to stir people out of their shells}, get a little dialogue going.
I can understand Jimmykane's countervote, but you others, _{what's up}?
_{I'll rescind my vote for Jimmy}, since he seems ^{a well enough person to me}.

William Broom, I think you're human, but you're one opportunistic bastard Baseless accusations and silly plans, what do they convict me of? As I say'd, I'm working to get people to talk, reveal a little about themselves. _{You'd trust an established order of} possible ^{psychopaths/mindthieves/vegetarian cult/alien chefs} systematically working to vote out threats _{over one sane person}?

^{Also, I never said anybody WANTED to eat Caio's corpse, your point there is a misrepresentation.} So come on, vote someone to eat the damn thing, h^ell, _{I'd prefer eating a festering corpse over being one.}




And for voting against me with the others without giving a reason of his own, I change my lynch vote to Bood_War

[skaldicpoet9]

Hmm, I wasn't going to vote for you Inane but my you are acting quite suspicious. How many times are you going to change your vote? You seem to be letting your emotions get the best of you and singling out those that would attack you rather than acting in a civil matter about it. We are men not beasts are we? I vote for Inane. It is quite obvious that he is the biggest threat we face at this time.