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[deadeye]

Deadeye you traitor...

Goddamn it I don't have a Ban Button on this forum.

Anyway let Pencerkoff make his game in peace, I want to chop up some testicles

[Pencerkoff]

Hello this is Pencerkoff

I would agree, because Open Source is synonymous with Communism.  But Construct isn't ready yet, so... don't use it!  (Unless you want to beta test.)


(But it still is better than you-know-what*.)




*(I don't wish to be castrated again.)

Open source and Communism aren't really synonymous.  A proper Communism would allow most of the program to be open source while adding a phone tap right into the code.  Any game made with it would randomly break into propaganda half-way through.

Also I'm not sure if there is a worse fate than being castrated twice.  I think that will be one of the options at the end of my game.

What's this Construct?

-PENCERKOFF

[Melly]

Construct is another Game Maker style program for you to make games, only it's not 1.0 yet so it still has bugs, but it seems to be getting pretty close to release, and it seems promissing (HIdeous has made some interesting stuff in it).

Also, Open source would only be Communism is the only owner of the source was the government. And yes, if it broke into propaganda randomly and had spyware logging your computer activity into the Kremlin servers.

[Pencerkoff]

Hello this is Pencerkoff

I'm finished.  If you don't finish the game for whatever reason, you still need to see the ending by using the standard Pencerkoff cheat code.  Push "P" in the start menu.

If you have "constructive criticism" on my game, I DO NOT want to hear it.

You either say what you liked or, in a non-constructive way, bash my game.

These are the rules, those breaking them will be castrated.

-PENCERKOFF

[xerus]

http://kotaku.com/5295404/pencerkoff-releases-new-smash-hit-ledges-edge

[Melly]

Fantastic ending.

[Noyb]

The platforming is as heavy and slippery as the man himself, but the boss fight was worth the effort. The sine-wave platforms are a really nice touch.

In the future, I wonder if the-programming-tool-that-shall-not-be-named will be reduced to one of the esoterics, like Brainfuck? I've been fighting with its arbitrary object-selection criteria all while making Edge Tycoon.