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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 03:33:26 AM » |
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 03:41:35 AM » |
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afaik they're friends in real life, but not the same person -- both write for pigscene. it's not surprising that super joe would write about his enemy's game on their shared blog
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 03:51:33 AM » |
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I thought we already settled on Super Joe being Billy Mays.
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 03:58:46 AM » |
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I like the idea that 'Voxinator' is a TIG regular, who uses a new account to conceal his identity and protect himself from the savage beating he will receive for revealing Super Joe's secret.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 04:06:05 AM » |
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Listen. How about you go fuck yourself? How about that? Find a dude and sandblast his dick. Keratinise that glans and then chop it off and then stick it in your ass, in the process, fucking yourself. I doubt this is going to happen, but stranger things have. Do you know how hard it is to accurately model wind patterns? It's likely that you don't. But if you and I had a shared understanding then maybe we wouldn't be cloud seeding like a motherfucker. I'm going. Going to shoot a missile at a cloud that is. I'm Putin. Putin' it in your ass. Ha ha ha. Super Joe Joseph Gibson Supervisor Joint Operations Executive. Farts. Fart Gas. Fart Cloud Gas Cloud Fuck Shit Fuck Fuck Turds. Piss.
Stand and fight alone. Whatever. The human body is pretty remarkable when you think about it. Sometimes it's a fragile shell and sometimes it's as hardy as they come. I'm a small mass growing in your heart. I'm going to kill you. Maybe I'll metastasise to your ass, and kick your ass with my cellular feet. Maybe that's what's going to happen.
Today was supposed to be the day that molecules decide to change their form. The union says no. Fuck them. Do you think in a position of power you would know what's best for you? I'm not so certain. People are inherently stupid. You're stupid. I'm going to blast off this godforsaken rock. Destroy this valley and everything in it. The human race will never have existed.
Can you eat a fart? You cannot eat a fart. If I freeze it and force feed it to you, what if it sublimates before you swallow? Noxious farts fill your nasal cavity and the fart steam escapes your nostrils like a cartoon bull.
Watch out.
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2009, 04:08:16 AM » |
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2009, 04:23:56 AM » |
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"Super Joe" is merely a state of mind.
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2009, 04:44:18 AM » |
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I love that goofy Wikipedia photo of me with the big zit on my forehead.  |
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2009, 05:09:00 AM » |
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Super Joe is everything and everyone. He is the ground, the trees, the sky, the text, the pixels, the scripts. He is the sprites, the animations, the events, and the values... he is you, and he is me. We are all, and all is one. Do you think you can stand up to this? I dare you to. You shouldn't. It is like the wind falling beneath the catacombs of a sacred chest, a buried chest. Deep. Within the skull of Leonardo.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2009, 05:17:46 AM » |
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If he's anything like most klik scene joke accounts Super Joe's getting passed around like a drunk cheerleader.
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2009, 05:35:03 AM » |
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There is and has always been but one Super Joe. This could be three paragraphs. Maybe more. But brevity is key in all things.
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2009, 05:38:59 AM » |
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Do you ever feel that moment. That precise second of change. You're in the Joe Zone. You're super Joe now. All these inner reflections bounding through a prism. Whatever. I'm 50 feet tall and bounding through endless fields reminiscing of the ancient times in which science was but a number of vivisected concepts laying scattered at the feet of the barbarous swine who rampage through these steppes leaving nothing in their wake but destruction and detritus of the masses who drive this infernal military industrial complex that destroys our beloved society and robs us of informed choices in regards to education and social progression which is key for achieving equality of both race and sex in the workplace we so cherish and do what we came to do chiefly being the wholesale reduction of biodiversity inherent to our flawed existence.
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 05:52:34 AM » |
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Stop inflating Joe's ego. We don't want him to explode.
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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 06:10:23 AM » |
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Stop inflating Joe's ego. We don't want him to explode.
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