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[Pit]

First I didn't want to enter this competition because I don't have much time, but then I said to myself: "Well, let's open five random wikipedia articles and see if you get an idea. If not, forget the competiton." Believe it or not but the second article I got was: Squirting Cucumber. And there was my idea.


You play as a kappa. In Japanese mythology a kappa is a frog-like river imp with a dent on the head which can be filled with water. And it loves to eat little children and suck their organs out of their ass. The only thing it loves even more are cucumbers. And here comes the role of the squirting cucumber. As we all now those wonderful squirt scenes in porns are rarely real and that's why you must transport the liquid from the squirting cucumbers to the actress so that she can continue with squirting. Another nice feature of these cucumbers is that they have an abortional effect. So whenever there's an actress that got pregnant you must bring her some juice to help her out of that misery. But take care, it's also a laxative so you better avoid that it explodes uncontrolled.


But you also have to help in the teen department by sucking out the organs of the girl's ass to avoid that she grows too fast. And sometimes you must break some bones of the S&M girl because kappas are masters in koppoujutsu (attack against bones). If you don't accomplish a job fast enough the producer gets more and more angry until you're fired.


I just hope that I can finish the game in the time because I'll go on holiday so I have just two weeks remaining. And yesterday I had the pleasure to enjoy my bug creating ability in all its magnificence xD



(click for uncensored version)

EDIT:
It's finished.

Controls:
left:    run left
right:  run right
y/z:    jump
x:       action (press on red action spot)
p:       pause
esc:    quit





Download link (.zip 2.4 MB):
http://www.49-6-dev.net/downloads/cba.zip

[Inane]

I have no idea what you wrote here, but whatever it is it's highly disturbing.

[Paint by Numbers]

Wow.

[Blademasterbobo]

 

[Cerogravian]

 


This needs reach of completion!

[Acid]

I'm not sure I comprehend everything I've just read.

 

[Pit]

Thanks for the comments. That's the reaction I like

Seems as if I would be able to finish the game. The main gameplay elements are all implemented, what needs to be done is including the sound (which is already recorded), make a little menu and do a lot of testing/balancing.

Here a little overview of all the things you have to take care about:
Bring squirting cucumber fluid to the squirting girl
Bring squirting cucumber fluid to a girl if she gets pregnant
Break some bones of the masochistic girl
Suck out some organs of the teen girl
Wet yourself at the peeing girl to avoid that you dry out
Bonus points: Eat the little baby that falls from time to time on the roof
Avoid being hit by cumshots flying around, pee or squirt fluid falling to the ground and diarrhea (as I said, the squirting cucumber is a laxative, take care that it doesn't explode)
Avoid coming too close to the actresses or a pussycat will kick you away
Greet the producer by bowing if he goes from one door to the other one.

Speechbubbles above the girls tell you what to do, besides the voice of the producer.

[Derek]

I can't guarantee that your game is going to be eligible for judging.

[Anthony Flack]

This competition has been disturbingly effective at drawing out people's deviant fetishes. This one is almost sick enough to be one of Jack Thompson's pervy designs.

[Pit]

I can't guarantee that your game is going to be eligible for judging.

If some parts are too violating just tell me and I'll remove them, that's no problem. I wasn't exactly sure how far I could go when I started the game.
There will by the way also be a possibility to censor the delicate parts of the screen.

[Derek]

Well, nothing with kids... that should be pretty obvious!

[Pit]

Okay, I changed it now to a teen, since that's the usual name for 18 year olds I guess it's OK, right?

And sorry for implementing an obviously wrong thing, it was a consequence of trying to stay close to the mytholigical reference. And well, in fact minors in such acts are actually a common appearance in Japanese visual novels. But I think the kappa will also be satisfied with an 18 year old girl.

I've also changed the screenshot in the opening post to a censored one, in the case anyone felt offended.

[jazzuo]

the censored screen is funny 
although no one was offended id guess

[Pit]

It's finished 

Download link (.zip 2.4 MB):
http://www.49-6-dev.net/downloads/cba.zip

Controls:
left:    run left
right:  run right
y/z:    jump
x:       action (press on red action spot)
p:       pause
esc:    quit

I hope everything works fine and that you enjoy it.

[deathtotheweird]

Got a score of 2199 without even knowing what to do. Your instructions were right, gamers hardly do read them!

Sound effects are gross and hilarious at the same time.

[Pit]

Thanks for the comment.

"Gross and hilarious at the same time" is exactly what I hoped the player would think about the sound effects

I've also uploaded a

of the game, although it's in the censor mode (I don't know if youtube would like it uncensored).

[Hima]

I find the control to be (cu)cumbersome so I couldn't play it for long. The theme is pretty funny though kinda gross lol.

[demolam]

This was possibly the most frustrating gaming experience I have ever had. It took me at least three tries to get more than 0 points. And when I finaly scored some points I still wasn't sure what I was doing, even though I read the instructions before. The main problem I had was the control which I found very confusing. However, I also found the different objectives to be quite unclear, for example I had no idea what to do when the character was saying he was getting dry. There's also so much going on at the screen and so much to stay away from that it gets even more difficult.

With all that said, I think the idea is interesting and I was looking forward to play this. I just think the game need some polish, maybe someone who testplays it for you while you are looking.

[Pit]

Many thanks for the comment.

I have to admit that there might indeed be a bit too much going on. That's something I feared already after having included all those ideas I wanted in it. But for me (who knew  what to do) the game seemed rather far too easy so I was a bit in a predicament.

I don't really see though the problem with the controls, since I find them relatively simple. Arrow keys to move, z to jump and x for an action. Maybe it wasn't clear that you have to press x in front of the plant/girls on the little red spot and that for some actions (squirt/pregnancy) you must be carrying cucumber fluid with you?

I guess it would have been better to include the

as a little demonstration of how it works, because I think in that one you can clearly see how to make some points in 10 seconds.

By the way, in the instructions is written what you have to do when you're drying out: "wet yourself at the peeing girl to avoid drying out". But with all the things the player has to read there, it's probably a bit too hard to remember them all.

[fishmatt]

I don't really see though the problem with the controls, since I find them relatively simple. Arrow keys to move, z to jump and x for an action. Maybe it wasn't clear that you have to press x in front of the plant/girls on the little red spot and that for some actions (squirt/pregnancy) you must be carrying cucumber fluid with you?

Not noticing the little red spot was part of the problem; the other was not being able to walk past the girls and figuring out which parts of the scenery were walkable. It took me a good amount of figuring to find out how to get to the upper levels.