The multiple choice answers are all stupid as hell. I choose option four on all of them
Question 1: What type of beverage would you rather drink?
I brew my own ginger ale and it is pretty awesome thank you very much.
ALSO SOBE IS A PEPSI PRODUCT NOW
Question 2: What kind of video game would you rather play?
Code::blocks and netbeans. Sometimes I take a break. When I do, I play either spelunky, doomRL, or super metroid. Or prototype.
Question 3: Am I awesome?
I have a beard case closed
Question 4: If you were to make a computer game, would you:
What a complicated question to be summed up by three possible responses. I lose points for charging money? fuck you I like food
Question 5: Ben Croshaw.
Small straight
Question 6: Have you played any of these games?: Cave Story, Iji, An Untitled Story, and Spelunky.
of course I have they're free on the internet and I am poor. except an untitled story. what the hell is that.
Question 7: F you were offered to join [big game corporation], and were currently living in your mother's basement, would you take the offer?
I LIKE FOOD MORE THAN I LIKE FAKE MORALS
Question 8: Do you have Steam (Valve)?
Dunno, but I'll tell you, if you eat an entire head of garlic and chase it with some louisiana hot sauce YOU STEAM OUT BOTH ENDS.
Question 9: Do you hate anything with bad graphics?
My definition of bad graphics is not your definition of bad graphics. and of course I do.
Question 10: And finally, do you have one or more Apple products?
no. Apple crap is expensive. I don't even have an MP3 player of any brand IM SUCH A REBAL also poor.
Final score: -4000%
also not buying the correct products loses you indie cred