jazzuo
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« on: October 24, 2009, 05:57:51 AM » |
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Hello i started this game for tigsource adult and educational compo. I couldnt really finish in time, so i made a partial release "dildo tank first squirt". Now i am coming with "dildo tank full blown". I anyone is not familiar with this game it is a adult game. Just for you to know its for 18+. the gameplay the game is what i call a horizontaly scrolling vertical paltforming shooter. It is something between horizontal shooter and invaders and mario and stript poker. what do we do player controles a dildo tank. It is a tank that shoots dildoes. It is a small tank that moves on ground under naked dancing women. Your goal is to shoot dildo into their vaginas while not getting steped on. story story is set in future at the dawn of apocalipse. You will learn more in the game what do i need you to test dificulty. How far did you get? if you finished how many takes did it take? Is it too easy? is there too many lives? story. Is it of a good taste? did you understand the story? GAME IS FINISHED
webpage of the gamedownload the game
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« Last Edit: November 08, 2009, 03:15:44 PM by jazzuo »
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battlerager
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« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2009, 06:33:22 AM » |
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OH MY GOD
:D :D :D :D
IM DOWNLOADING THIS
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havchr
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« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2009, 10:04:57 AM » |
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haha, this was very crazy. on my first play I came to the woman with spikes on the shoes. Lovely music! And the robot-like animation of the women, is awesome. edit: second playthrough a came to level 3 before dying.
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Pizza is delicious.
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jazzuo
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« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2009, 10:22:06 AM » |
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so you didn´t beat first level on first try....
does it mean it is too dificult??
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battlerager
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« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2009, 11:04:09 AM » |
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so you didn´t beat first level on first try....
does it mean it is too dificult??
I beat it on first try! Don't think it's too difficult, but theres this one part in level 2 I think with a spike-shoe lady and LOTS of the dildo-blocking blocks. I thought that part was way harder than anything after it. Maybe use this part later or tone down the blocks a bit?
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havchr
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« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2009, 04:23:03 PM » |
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didn't feel it was too difficult. Sometimes though I felt dildos were at least really close to hitting home, but missed and deflected from their cunts.
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Pizza is delicious.
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jazzuo
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« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2009, 10:46:50 PM » |
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havrchr
if it want too dificult you mean you finished it? did it take some time to finish it?
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TheDustin
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« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2009, 09:54:05 PM » |
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didn't feel it was too difficult. Sometimes though I felt dildos were at least really close to hitting home, but missed and deflected from their cunts.
I think this is the best feedback I've read for a game in a while. :D I won't even touch the OP. "Dildo Tank First Squirt... Just for you to know it's for 18+"
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Rumrusher
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« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2009, 11:34:23 AM » |
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man the story for this seems to bring up a scale issue? if the guy invented headless women to block out the need for nagging(sexism yea!) why did he also make them as tall as skyscrapers what men wanted super huge vagina to make them insecure about their size those vags are so huge it looks like you can walk in there. the ending pretty much brings up his issue as well. the idea of someone DP (double penetrating?) a 70 ft tall 'woman' and to have 2 of them back home seems fuck up, but I like the conversation between the levels it really original and to end with both the betrayer and the hero in a orgy seems something I wish happen in most games the lives system seems pretty generous but considering how I lost most of them facing Chastity belt tubbo it's a good balance when difficulty really ramps up. yet it keeps telling me to wait for full blown?
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morpheus
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« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2009, 01:10:25 PM » |
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Oh god, I'm afraid to download this game.
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Melly
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« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2009, 01:22:43 PM » |
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Embrace the genius of jazzuo.
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Türbo Bröther
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« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2009, 01:51:37 AM » |
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Damn jizzuo, this vision of the apoc'lits is some whack shit yo.
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jazzuo
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« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2009, 06:32:23 AM » |
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hey rumrusher ohhhhhhh the dildo tank is a radio controled small toy. I guess i have to stress it in the story then. And the waiting for full blown is misstake, its testing version. So i will correct that. Anway did you actually kill the upgraded girls making mother??? good job!! how long did it take and what do you mean by ending pretty much brings up his issue as well Damn jizzuo, this vision of the apoc'lits is some whack shit yo.
you mean apo-klits right?
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Türbo Bröther
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« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2009, 04:17:35 PM » |
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Hairs=split.
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eddietree
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« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2009, 08:49:17 AM » |
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This shit is amazing!
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JackNeil
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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2009, 01:57:59 PM » |
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:D Crazy game. :D
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Rumrusher
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2009, 02:48:29 PM » |
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hey rumrusher ohhhhhhh the dildo tank is a radio controled small toy. I guess i have to stress it in the story then. And the waiting for full blown is misstake, its testing version. So i will correct that. Anway did you actually kill the upgraded girls making mother??? yes and lost 9 lives reaching to her (but barely lost any to her but it was challenging) dang fatso with belts droping chicken. good job!! how long did it take a god 4 hours, which is a blessing for my pc takes that and times it by 2 with any other indie game.and what do you mean by ending pretty much brings up his issue as well 50 foot woman DP seems really hard to do.Damn jizzuo, this vision of the apoc'lits is some whack shit yo.
you mean apo-klits right? thee intro title song gave me the idea of a tank. which brings me the question that in game never explain. how are they taking over the world? with spiked boots and lasers that has on hip aiming? "Oh no headless and arm less women we need a masterblaster toy that shoots poison dildos" "Sir, couldn't we just use our guns or just herd them into a farm?" "Nah if any word came out about [insert country here] raging war on defenseless headless women we be nuked by [america/no one but we would be laughing stocks at the UN]" "oh no not [america!/be coming some SNL skit!] I'll patch you to the nearest hobbyist right this way!" I can see this is a threat to Olimar.
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Dacke
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2009, 03:22:01 PM » |
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If you'd just let me restart from the beginning of the level when I die, I'd be able to beat it! I want to see how the story unfolds!
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Rumrusher
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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2009, 04:02:52 PM » |
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If you'd just let me restart from the beginning of the level when I die, I'd be able to beat it! I want to see how the story unfolds!
by dying you mean losing a life or losing all of them? because the game was pretty easy to tackle if you just ride on the feet of the women.
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Dacke
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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2009, 06:40:00 PM » |
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I guess I'm just bad at it. I just found it frustrating to die on level 3 or 4 and have to start all over.
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