> dis-satisfied, run into the woods searching for a foe without cowardice.
Abandoning everything that is probably important, you sprint off into the wilderness, blindly searching for some breathing creature to eviscerate. After a few minutes you come across a squirrel. Unfortunately for the small beast, it is no match for your fury.
pause game to take refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red
This is not a verb I understand.
>ask hat for directions
>offer hat a refreshing sip of new Mountain Dew Code Red and perhaps a few Doritos
Before you can open your mouth, the hat responds.
"This fog is too thick to navigate. I am not really sure where we are, but once we make it out of here there is a small coven of Witches on the border to these woods. We need to find them."
You have 50 gold coins.
You have a pair of shoes.
You have a demon hat.
You have a pair of damp pants.
You have a worn wooden spoon.
You have a dented cookware helmet.
You have a lighter.