I think we all can universally agree that that Cheetahmen is a bad game. Or even Action 52 in general.
That's why it's the best candidate for a remake. It has an awesome concept and the best music ever. It has to be the most deserving universally accepted bad game in need of a remake.
If you pull the stereo out of a crappy car and put it in a new car, it's not so much remaking the car as it is salvaging the stereo.
Don't remake bad games. Salvage good concepts and put them in a game that makes them work.
I'm also unsure whether or not I agree with Paul. On one hand, he's right, what I think makes a game 'bad' could be and probably is something another person really enjoys. On the other hand, there are games out there that just don't offer anything that hasn't already been done a lot better. What's the difference between 'almost universally despised' and 'bad'?
-SirNiko