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« Reply #160 on: June 14, 2007, 06:52:44 PM » |
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You seize one of the hotdogs in your rugged, cubular-jawed maw. You're careful not to bite too hard, though, as you only wanted to pick it up.
The other hotdogs are panicking and running panickedly around, panickingly. Then from beneath a slab of rubble that looks like yo' momma (ooohh!) crawls the hotdogs' patriarchal herd-leader: The Alpha Sossage. It throws you a nasty look.
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« Reply #161 on: June 14, 2007, 07:14:38 PM » |
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>fellate alpha-dog
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« Reply #162 on: June 15, 2007, 05:27:56 PM » |
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You try, but as the alpha dog is just one big wiener, you accidentally swallow the alpha-dog instead.
You feel satiated.
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« Reply #163 on: June 19, 2007, 08:18:33 AM » |
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> Contemplate Buddhism
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« Reply #164 on: June 27, 2007, 05:03:50 AM » |
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You pick-up a nearby dictionary and look up the word "Buddhism". You start observing and studying the beautiful letters that form the word.
As you gaze upon the page of the dictionary, the earth starts shaking and cloud clear up to reveal a great blue light that shines upon you.
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« Reply #165 on: June 27, 2007, 08:05:21 AM » |
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> Cover eyes, stumble around and yell at the light
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« Reply #166 on: June 27, 2007, 08:47:35 AM » |
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As you yell profanities at the wretched light, you feel as if your feet are lifting from the ground. Soon a feeling of warmth tingles from your toes, rising up through your legs, following your spine and spreads through the rest of your body.
You sense as if someone is talking to you but cannot seem to hear correctly due to the obscenities loudly coming out of your mouth.
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« Reply #167 on: June 27, 2007, 02:29:17 PM » |
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #168 on: June 27, 2007, 02:45:56 PM » |
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As you try to view your inventory, you come to the inevitable fact that you cannot check your inventory with your hands covering your eyes unless you try to probe around with your toungue or foot. Uncovering your eyes could also be an option...
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« Reply #169 on: June 27, 2007, 03:19:43 PM » |
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« Reply #170 on: June 27, 2007, 05:06:46 PM » |
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You probe your backpack with your foot. Inside are some Hot Coals, the shrunken head of a lumberjack, the shrunken head of your arch-nemesis Octopussy, the shrunken head of a bearmancer, and the shrunken head of famed bearmancer lumberjack four-armed wrestler Goro.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #171 on: June 27, 2007, 07:24:59 PM » |
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>replace robohand with lumberjack head
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« Reply #172 on: June 27, 2007, 08:56:55 PM » |
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> go-go-gadget long and lively Lumberjack Tongue
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« Reply #173 on: June 27, 2007, 10:50:41 PM » |
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You unscrew your robohand and attach the lumberjack's shrunken head. The process takes much longer than it should because you're still covering your eyes.
Upon being fully attached, the head becomes energized. It spouts a chain of curse words. Upon hearing these words, you have a sudden urge to cut down the nearest maple.
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« Reply #174 on: June 28, 2007, 04:58:10 AM » |
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>Recite the Maple chant of seduction to attract one
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« Reply #175 on: June 28, 2007, 06:27:43 AM » |
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A gay maple tree enters the room.
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« Reply #176 on: June 28, 2007, 09:21:59 AM » |
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>Ask the Maple to turn around, close its eyes and bend over while I look around for an axe
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« Reply #177 on: June 28, 2007, 11:21:34 AM » |
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You presume the tree bended over, from all the creaking it made.
You search for an axe in vain, unable to find one because all you can see are your hands, which are covering your eyes still.
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« Reply #178 on: June 28, 2007, 11:32:15 AM » |
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>Use lumberjack head as an axe detector
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« Reply #179 on: June 28, 2007, 01:08:26 PM » |
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You try to use the lumberjack head as an axe detector. It guides you to the southwest
You can feel a chilly air coming from the southwest
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